100 Dirty Would You Rather Questions

Playing would you rather with loved ones is a sure way to bond and share laughter. You will be surprised to find out the kinky preferences of your friends and significant other.

Those surprises usually come to light when playing games like “Dirty Truth or Dare” or “Dirty This or That Questions”. These fun games often lead to big revelations and hilarious responses.

Dirty Would You Rather Questions

Adults too can have fun despite having busy schedules. What other way to enjoy free time than playing such trivia games to flex your brains and relieve stress, e.t.c.

From sexy preferences to weird eating habits, this list of dirty would you rather questions will help you know more about your partner and connect with people of the same preferences. 

 

1. Would you rather shop for sex toys or lingerie?

2. Would you rather have uncontrollable gas for an entire month or wet yourself at work?

3. Would you rather be in a loveless marriage or a sexless marriage?

4. Would you rather be on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette?

5. Would you rather make out with your celebrity crush or get paid $5,000?

6. Would you rather be in a committed relationship or be friends with benefits?

7. Would you rather have the best sex of your life once or mediocre sex every day?

8. Would you rather go to the grocery store in your underwear or go to the beach nude?

9. Would you rather have a one-night stand with a stranger or your platonic best friend?

10. Would you rather use a colorful or crazy-patterned condom?

11. Would you rather sleep with your partner’s siblings or your best friends sibling?

12. Would you rather have a lackluster proposal in bed or no proposal at all?

13. Would you rather have sex in your childhood bedroom or your childhood basement?

14. Would you rather have sex with a new person every year or one person for the rest of your life?

15. Would you rather lick someone’s eyeball or suck someone’s toes?

16. Would you rather make out with someone at a nightclub or make out with someone at a funeral?

17. Would you rather lick ice cream off someone’s body or whipped cream?

18. Would you rather drink a glass of vomit once or burp every time someone says your name? 

19. Would you rather be surprised in bed or always know what’s coming?

20. Would you rather taste a blueberry-flavored condom or a banana-flavored condom?

21. Would you rather wear lingerie every day or never wear a bra again?

22. Would you rather get a job promotion or sleep with your hot colleague? 

23. Would you rather wear comfy clothes or sexy clothes to bed?

24. Would you rather kiss your ex or your mortal enemy?

25. Would you rather have nipples for toes or toes for nipples? 

26. Would you rather be financially satisfied or sexually satisfied?

27. Would you rather be single forever or date someone with no interest in sex?

28. Would you rather receive a sexy text message or a sexy nude photo? 

29. Would you rather be hated by everyone but me or loved by everyone but me?

30. Would you rather bite someone’s ear during sex or bite someone’s lip during sex?

31. Would you rather eat a chocolate bar that tastes like mould or a lump of mould that tastes like chocolate? 

32. Would you rather accidentally scream the wrong name in bed or have your partner accidentally scream the wrong name in bed?

33. Would you rather marry a restaurant chef or a pastry baker?

34. Would you rather me be flirty or funny?

35. Would you rather marry your favorite bartender or your favorite barista?

36. Would you rather have sex with Queen Elizabeth or Hillary Clinton?

37. Would you rather date a professional athlete or a famous musician?

38. Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded while doing the deed? 

39. Would you rather get a good morning text or a good night text?

40. Would you rather be gifted flowers or candy by your partner?

41. Would you rather your partner cry uncontrollably whenever they see you naked or laugh uncontrollably? 

42. Would you rather be kissed goodbye or left to sleep?

43. Would you rather do dinner and a movie or “Netflix and chill”?

44. Would you rather grant romantic wishes or have your own romantic wishes granted?

45. When you rather your Instagram followers see your nudes or your grandparents?

46. Would you rather shower together or apart?

47. Would you rather go on a fancy date or chill date?

48. Would you rather have sex in a car or in a tent?

49. Would you rather stay in or go out?

50. Would you rather go on a date or just make out?

51. Ladies, would you rather do a wet t-shirt contest or give someone a lap dance?

52. Would you rather read 50 Shades Of Grey or watch 50 Shades Of Grey?

53. Would you rather cook me breakfast in bed or an elaborate dinner?

54. Would you rather talk dirty with the person sitting to your left or to your right?

55. Would you rather be called icy or overly emotional?

56. Would you rather take me shopping for bathing suits or lingerie?

57. Would you rather have one partner or multiple partners?

58. Would you rather cuddle with me on the couch or just touch toes?

59. Would you rather bring food into the bedroom or props?

60. Would you rather keep me a secret or share me with the world?

61. Would you rather cover me in edible body paint or have me wear edible undergarments?

62. Would you rather rub pasta all over your body or ice cream?

63. Would you rather get a tattoo with my name in a secret spot or get matching tattoos?

64. Would you rather be your crush’s first love or their last?

65. Would you rather do romantic things or try out some new kinky ideas?

66. Would you rather know my romantic fantasy or tell me yours?

67. Would you rather try sexting with the host of this party or a guest?

68. Would you rather confess your crimes in front of your children or commit the crime in front of your children?

69. Would you rather be snowed in with your crush or lay on the beach with your crush?

70. Would you rather sip hot cocoa with your crush or sip tea?

71. Would you rather kiss me in public or kiss me in private?

72. Would you rather date someone who smelled like tobacco or ranch dressing all the time?

73. Would you rather watch me make out with someone else or have me watch you?

74. Would you rather let your spouse date your best friend or your arch enemy?

75. Would you rather have your fingers buried in your partner’s back during sex or your partner’s leg wrapped around your waist during sex?

76. Would you rather be with a jealous hardworking partner or a lazy but trusting partner?

77. Would you rather touch a guy or watch a guy touch you?

78. Would you rather have a lover who’s obsessed with pets or hates pets?

79. Would you rather fall in love with someone who’s allergic to all your favorite food, or someone who makes embarrassing dad jokes?

80. Would you rather get spanked or do the spanking?

81. Would you rather sniff your friend’s underwear or wear a bra to school/work?

82. Would you rather never be able to wear sweatpants again, or have to wear sequins all the time?

83. Would you rather shower with a model or your high school crush?

84. Would you rather go back in time to know me longer or just spend more time together in the future?

85. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone who has had multiple sexual partners?

86. Would you rather watch your partner have sex a total stranger or with your best friend?

87. Would you rather marry someone who had a pet boa constrictor that lived in a flimsy cage, or someone who hated dogs and who wouldn’t let you have one?

88. Would you rather your male best friend walked in on you naked or your family friend?

89. Would you rather have drunk sex or stoned sex?

90. Would you rather have your naughty search history published or never be able to get aroused watching a naughty movie?

91. Would you rather be kissed on the lips over and over or be kissed all over?

92. Would you rather make love lying in a hot tub or make love standing in the shower?

93. Would you rather have a hickey or receive a hickey?

94. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

95. Would you rather your partner talked dirty to you in a sexy French accent or in a sexy British accent?

96. Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?

97. Would you rather be pinned against the wall during sex or be pinned on the floor?

98. Would you rather make love under the stars or under the rain?

99. Would you rather do a nude photoshoot or wear something really sexy and revealing for a photoshoot?

100. Would you rather get a hickey that’s hard to hide or give a hickey that’s hard to hide?

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