100 Funny Easter Jokes

Easter is one of the most beautiful holidays of the year. Families gather together for an Easter meal, spend time collecting Easter gifts for loved ones and watch kids paint eggs e.t.c.

There’s a fun side to Easter, especially for kids, which is why we’re sharing funny Easter jokes for you to enjoy at this year’s holiday festivity.

Funny Easter Jokes

These jokes are not limited to adults only but are also kid-friendly. You can write one on a note to leave on your kid’s dressing table for a sweet groom time giggle. Also, share these jokes while having dessert at the dinner table this Easter.

Whether it’s an Easter knock-knock joke or a simple one-liner about bunnies, or eggs, these funny Easter jokes are a great way to make the spring holiday more delightful and fun.

 

1. Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?

The dictionary!

 

2. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?

Put an “i” where the “t” is

 

3. How does Easter end?

With an “R”!

 

4. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

He was eggspelled!

 

5. Where does Easter take place every year?

Where eggs marks the spot!

 

6. How can you make Easter preparations go faster?

Use the eggs-press lane!

 

7. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

 

8. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?

Eggs-ercise!

 

9. How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!

 

10. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?

A 14-carrot gold necklace.

 

11. Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because he was a little chicken.

 

12. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?

 

13. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?

Johns Hopkins

 

14. What happens if you get married on Easter?

You live hoppily ever after

 

15. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

They don’t want to get beat up!

 

16. What’s the best type of jewelry to gift on Easter?

A 14-carrot gold necklace.

 

17. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

 

18. Why did the baby chick cross the road?

To meet up with her Peeps.

 

19. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter time?

Because they’re eggs-tinct.

 

20. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics

 

21. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

 

22. What’s one way to make Easter easier?

Put an “i” where the “t” is

 

23. How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!

 

24. How can you speed up buying Easter dinner groceries?

Use the eggs-press lane!

 

25. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

They don’t want to get beat up!

 

26. When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

In the dictionary!

 

27. Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?

Because he was having a bad hare day.

 

28. How do you send an Easter letter?

By hare mail

 

29. Why are people tired in April?

Because they just finished a March.

 

30. What music does the Easter Bunny dance to?

Hip-hop

 

31. Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?

IHOP

 

32. How does the Easter Bunny dry off?

With a hare dryer

 

33. What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A chocolate one

 

34. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his eggs!

 

35. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite way to travel?

By hare-plane

 

36. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?

A practical yolker

 

37. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?

For hare-assment

 

38. What’s a bunny’s favorite type of book?

One with a hoppy ending

 

39. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward?

A receding hare-line

 

40. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?

Eggs-hausted

 

41. What’s a forgetful bunny called?

Hare-brained

 

42. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like everyone else!

 

43. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

You’ve never seen a bunny who needs glasses!

 

44. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place?

With hare spray

 

45. Why couldn’t the duck work for the Easter Bunny?

He kept quacking the eggs.

 

46. How can you tell which rabbits are oldest in a group?

Just look for the gray hares

 

47. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It’s been nice gnawing you.

 

48. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?

Basket-ball

 

49. Why did the rabbit go to the dance?

To do the bunny hop

 

50. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?

Eggs-austed

 

51. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

The Oyster Bunny

 

52. What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.

 

53. What do you get when you cross a bumblebee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny

 

54. Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

Because they each have four rabbits’ feet!

 

55. How do you make a rabbit stew?

Make it wait for three hours!

 

56. What did one Easter egg say to the other?

Heard any good yolks lately?

 

57. Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail?

Because he’s too young to drive!

 

58. Why did the Easter egg hide?

It was a little chicken

 

59. Why do eggs go to school?

To get egg-ducated

 

60. What day do Easter eggs hate the most?

Fry-day

 

61. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

 

62. Why do we paint eggs every year?

Because it’s easier than wallpaper

 

63. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

Egg-stra terrestrial

 

64. Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs?

They needed an eggs-terminator!

 

65. If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?

Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!

 

66. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?

Because his TV was scrambled!

 

67. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store

 

68. Therapist: What’s been up lately?

Chocolate bunny: I don’t know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.

 

69. Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt?

It was hosted by the dust bunny.

 

70. What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny?

I can’t believe you still have rabbit ears!

 

71. 364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground.

Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids!

 

72. What sport are the eggs good at?

Running

 

73. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?

He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off season.

 

74. Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants?

He wanted to be a smarty pants.

 

75. What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?

An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.

 

76. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?

Get wet

 

77. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?

Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?

 

78. Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?

In his Easter casket.

 

79. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?

Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!

 

80. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

A bunion

 

81. How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?

From scratch

 

82. What do you call a Transformer Bunny?

Hop-timus Prime

 

83. What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite?

Bunny Tales

 

84. What do you call a bunny with money?

A millionhare

 

85. What do you call a zen egg?

An ommmmmmlet

 

86. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?

Albunny, New York

 

87. What kind of vegetable is angry?

A steamed carrot

 

88. Would February March?

No, but April May

 

89. Why was the Easter egg so strict?

He was hard-boiled

 

90. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte

 

91. Why did the jelly bean go to school?

Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.

 

92. What do baby ducks have for lunch?

Soup and quackers.

 

93. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who?

Donut forget to say Happy Easter!

 

94. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who?

Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!

 

95. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who?

Butcher eggs in one basket!

 

96. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!

 

97. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who?

Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

 

98. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who?

Heidi the eggs around the house.

 

99. What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park?

Hopscotch.

 

100. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?

Because an egg beater!

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