100+ Funny Sleep Jokes and Puns

Science dictates that for your brain to stay productive, you will need sleep. Whether you love your sleep or can’t get enough rest, these jokes are super relatable. Sleep jokes can at least make you laugh about your exhaustion or sleep pattern.

Did you know that there is a World Sleep Day? Every March 15 commemorates the importance of sleep in our lives. This day is meant to highlight psychological issues that affect people’s sleep and which shouldn’t be taken lightly.

Funny Sleep Jokes and Puns

There is nothing great like an uninterrupted good night’s sleep. While international celebrations like Valentine’s Day do not get much attention, at least with World Sleep Day, everyone can participate. You can choose to share these sleep jokes and other humorous memes to mark this day

On other occasions, sharing jokes with peers calls for a great time. Take part in the following funny sleep jokes during your next outdoors camping or during sleepovers.

 

1. What do you call a snoozing dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

 

2. Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked?

Or with pajamazon?

 

3. What do you call a snoozing dinosaurs sleepy friend?

A stega-snore-us!

 

4. Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face.

Had fallen asleep on my crossword.

 

5. What’s the sleepiest food?

PiZZZZZZa!

 

6. Why do dragons often sleep during the day?

So they can fight knights.

 

7. What did Bruce Wayne’s Mum hang over his bed?

A bat mobile!

 

8. Why do clowns wear loud socks?

To stop their feet from falling asleep.

 

9. What do scuba divers always wear in bed?

A snore-kel!

 

10. What dinosaur makes the most noise when he is asleep?

Tyrannosnorus.

 

11. What do you call a sleeping woodcutter?

A slumber-jack!

 

12. Why do keyboards never sleep?

Because they have two shifts.

 

13. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

 

14. If there is a king and queen-size mattress, where does the prince sleep?

On the heir mattress.

 

15. Why did the man keep running around his bed?

To catch up on his sleep!

 

16. I couldn’t figure out why I haven’t been sleeping all night.

And then it dawned on me.

 

17. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?

A bird that wakes up at the quack of dawn!

 

18. What do you call making up for lost sleep?

Melatonement.

 

19. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to close its eyes and go to sleep?

It was pasta bedtime!

 

20. I would love to be paid to sleep.

It would be my dream job.

 

21. Why did the nurse tiptoe past the medicine cupboard?

She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!

 

22. Which bit of art equipment makes you tired?

A craYAWN!

 

23. What does the gingerbread man sleep on?

Cookie sheets.

 

24. What did the Mummy broom say to the baby broom?

It’s time to go to sweep!

 

25. The urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just

a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

 

26. What do you call a really sleepy egg?

Egg-zosted!

 

27. A sumo wrestler once came to visit and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month.

It left a negative impression.

 

28. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull dozer!

 

29. How do you get an alien baby to sleep?

You rocket

 

30. Where do fish sleep?

On the river bed!

 

31. Just bought a sleeping bag for $30.

No idea how to wake it up though.

 

32. What did the Mummy cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime!

 

33. What’s it called when your feet go to sleep and won’t wake up?

Coma-toes!

 

34. My little cousin was showing off that he sleeps in a race car bed.

Jokes on him, I sleep in a real car.

 

35. How is it possible to go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

You sleep at night!

 

36. I like to sleep with a bedside lamp on. My boyfriend says it’s weird.

I don’t know why, it makes a great hat.

 

37. Why do worms hate getting up in the morning?

Because the early bird catches the worm!

 

38. Which part of the car is the sleepiest?

The wheels, because they’re always tired!

 

39. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on.

Not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

 

40. What should you do if you find a dinosaur sleeping in your bed?

Find somewhere else to sleep!

 

41. Why did the little girl take her bike to bed?

Because she didn’t want to walk in her sleep!

 

42. Why did the little boy hide sugar under his pillow at night?

So he would have sweet dreams.

 

43. Which animal sleeps with its shoes on?

A horse!

 

44. Did you hear about the lady who always goes to sleep on a chandelier?

She’s a light sleeper.

 

45. Why did the little boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept!

 

46. I accidentally went to bed with my contact lenses last night.

My dreams have never been clearer.

 

47. What does a Mummy cow read to a baby cow before bed?

Dairy tales!

 

48. Is your iPad making you fall asleep?

There’s a nap for that.

 

49. What’s another word for a sleeping bag?

A nap-sack!

50. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats.

But they soon get the hang of it.

 

51. Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday?

It’s OK though, he woke up!

 

52. Did you hear about the lady who always goes to sleep on a chandelier?

She’s a light sleeper!

 

53. My partner asked why I put a watch on the bed before going to sleep.

I told her I wanted to wake up on time.

 

54. What do you get when you eat cookies in bed?

Crummy sleep.

 

55. “Doctor, how can I stop my sleepwalking?”

“Easy, just put drawing pins on the bedroom floor.”

 

56. Sleeping comes so naturally to me.

I could do it with my eyes closed.

 

57. Have you heard about those new corduroy pillowcases?

They’re really making headlines.

 

58. Did you hear about the man who kept hearing a mouse squeaking at night?

He got up and tried to oil it!

 

59. I finally got eight hours of sleep.

It took me three days, but whatever.

 

60. Did you hear about the parents who called their baby ‘coffee?’

It kept them up all night!

 

61. Did you hear about the little girl who was sent to prison for not going to sleep last night?

She was charged with resisting arrest!

 

62. What do lions wear to sleep?

Paw-jamas!

 

63. What is huge, grayish, and can send people to sleep?

A hypno-potamus.

 

64. Where do chess players sleep?

In a king size bed!

 

65. Why does the man eat yeast and shoe polish before he goes to sleep?

So that he can rise and shine.

 

66. How did the heavy metal guitarist get their baby to have a nap?

They rocked them to sleep!

 

67. Why did the man run around his bed?

At ten-nish

 

68. How do you get a mince pie to sleep?

Sing it a lulla-pie!

 

69. What do you call a police officer when they’re asleep in bed?

An undercovers cop!

 

70. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?

People

 

71. What do you call a tired woodcutter?

A slumberjack!

 

72. What happens when you dream that you wrote ‘The Lord Of The Rings?’

You start Tolkien in your sleep.

 

73. What do you call a tired herbivore?

He wanted to have sweet dreams!

 

74. How often should you sleep in a tower?

A Zzzzebra

 

75. What do you call a conference with tired delegates?

A snooze fest.

 

76. Do you know why mountains are always tired?

Because they don’t Everest.

 

77. What do you call a person who is tired of playing card games?

Cardboard

 

78. Why is it so tiring to fix a toilet?

Because the work is draining

 

79. What would you call a sleeping werewolf?

An unaware wolf

 

80. Why did the pharmacist tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Because he didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!

 

81. How do you make yourself fall asleep faster?

You decorate your bedroom like a classroom!

 

82. I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.

 

83. There are many theories on why humans even need to sleep,

but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones.

 

84. What would you do if a dinosaur fell asleep on your bed?

You go sleep somewhere else!

 

85. Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette,

when I woke up my whole house was on the Internet.

 

86. What can you do to prevent your feet from falling asleep?

You wear loud socks.

 

87. Until I started experiencing insomnia,

I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually.

 

88. What do you call it when you dream about a waterbody filled with orange soda?

A Fanta-sea

 

89. My wife just goes to sleep when she gets tired,

it’s the most impressed I ever am by anyone doing anything.

 

90. What happens when you dream of someone shouting “On your mark…get set…”?

You wake up with a start!

 

91. Start each day with a positive thought like,

“I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.”

 

92. What do you call it when you get a movie role where you’re paid to sleep?

Your dream job.

 

93. If teleportation becomes a real thing,

I’m just going to use it to zap myself to a different timezone and get three hours of extra sleep every night.

 

94. What do you call it when you dream in color?

A pigment of your imagination.

 

95. What do you call a horse who has insomnia and keeps you awake?

A nightmare.

 

96. Do you know what’s common between insomnia and cashiers?

They will both give you bags and make you wretchedly uncomfortable.

 

97. How do you confirm that you have insomnia?

You know that the farmer has 897 sheep.

 

98. Which time of the year does a bed like the most?

Spring break

 

99. What do you call someone who climbs into your bed and asks very specific questions?

An undercover cop

 

100. What is Aaron Hernandez’s favorite bit of a bedsheet?

The tight end.

 

101. How do you write a story about your bed?

You make it yourself.

 

102. Where do lawyers go to buy a bed?

A mattress firm

 

103. What do you call a person who snores a lot?

A sound sleeper

 

 

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