Fri-die the 13th is indeed the most ill-fated day of the year. ‘Paraskevidekatroaphobia’ is the term used to define the fear attached to this very unlucky day.
Many countries across the world perceive the number 13 as unlucky due to the Knightmare attached to this gloomy day. Masses believe this day is so unfortunate that they withdraw from their regular schedules, like doing business, traveling, and going to the office.
Friday the 13th Jokes and Puns
‘Here are Jason Voohee’s killer Friday 13th jokes and puns’ perfect to lighten up anyone’s mood on a gloomy Friday 13th.’ We trust by the end of reading these hilarious jokes, all the fear surrounding Friday the 13th will have vanished.
1. Which pasta dish do Italian people eat on Friday the 13th?
2. Jason Voorhees loves eating beans; do you know his favorite bean?
3. What’s way worse than Friday the 13th?
4. What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?
5. Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?
6. What will be the result if you cross Jason Voorhees with a box of breakfast cereals?
7. Why is Fright Day the 13th is a great day to be cherished?
8. What happens when Jason Voorhees tells a joke?
9. If a monster’s working week begins on a Moan Day, when does it end?
10. A set of twin witches chasing you on Friday 13th is worse than?
11. Why did the skeleton not want to go to the Friday the 13th dance party?
12. The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th;
13. Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?
14. At the Friday 13th dance party, the black cat saw her rival fish and said?
15. What costumes do ghosts wear for a Friday the 13th dance party?
16. The black cat wore her favorite dress for the costume party on Friday 13th;
17. Which key opens the door to a haunted house?
18. The black cat did all her laundry and hung them on a?
19. When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?
20. The witches’ black cat fell off the broom while flying;
21. What do you think a ghost keeps in its stable?
22. While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree.
23. Where do ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?
24. To break the stigma surrounding black cats being a bad omen,
25. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?
26. ‘Kruegers a jolly good fellow, Voorhees a jolly good fellow’
27. Why could the mummy not go out on Friday the 13th?
28. A coven of witches lost their way, so they had to take a stranger’s help.
29. Why was the black cat feeling grouchy on the 13th of Friday?
30. The coven leader threw a grand party on Friday the 13th.
31. What is a black cat’s favorite game?
32. What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite fast food restaurant?
33. Why was the black cat given the musical gig for the Friday 13th dance party?
34. What’s the best advice for Friday the 13th?’
35. How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?
36. On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me.
37. Why do people believe that black cats always get their way with people?
38. What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th?
39. What will you call it when you are terrified on Friday the 13th, and all of a sudden, you witness an act of God in a mirror?
40. Why can’t you kill humor on Friday the 13th?
41. How do you distinguish between a black cat and a frog?
42. What desserts do black cats have on Friday the 13th?
43. Knock knock!
Ice cream who?
44. What to do if your car breaks out on a rainy Friday the 13th night?
45. Knock knock.
Who is there?
46. Where does Jason Voorhees buy shoes from?
47. Knock knock.
Who is there?
48. What did the serial killer do after no kills on Friday the 13th?’
49. Knock knock.
Who is there?
Norma Lee, who?
50. How did the neighbors console his wife?
51. Knock Knock!
52. Which store you shouldn’t enter on Friday the 13th?
53. Do you know what Jason Voorhee’s favorite desert is?
54. Cracking a serial killer joke on Friday the 13th is ok.
55. What should you avoid on Friday the 13th?
56. What are the similarities between Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger?
57. Why was the killer relentlessly killing fat people on Friday the 13th?
58. What sort of parties do people generally organise on Friday the 13th?
59. Mothers: The only people who will love you even when you are a machete-welding psychopath.
60. Which country does Jason Voorhees love to spend time in?
61. How can you tell difference between people and ghosts on Friday the 13th?
62. Who is targeting Anti-Vaxxers on Friday the 13th?
63. What’s the safest place to hide on Friday the 13th?
64. What do you do if your house is overrun with ghosts?
65. Why did the killer go on Friday the 13th on Primetime TV?
66. Did you hear about people being murdered and then having their bodies cooked?
67. Where do ghosts go for a family vacation after working on Friday the 13th?
68. How can Friday The 13th movie be wonderful?
69. Yo momma is so ugly,
70. As per a study, researchers found out that one person out of every group has the potential to be a murderer.
71. Number 13: I am the worst number in the world.
72. What game is most played on Friday the 13th?
73. Who is the unluckiest girl on Friday the 13th?
74. Where can you find witches on Friday the 13th?
75. What do black cats like to have on the mornings of Friday the 13th?
76. As per a report, 4000 people die from drowning in the US every year.
77. What happens when you propose to someone blind on Friday the 13th?
78. What makes Jason Voorhees different from Donald Trump?
79. Dear Jedi, Today is Friday 13th,
80. On Friday the 13th, which spa treatment should you avoid?
81. Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?
82. Which day of the month does everyone in the coven prefer?
83. Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?
84. What happened after the stripper bar dancer was killed on Friday the 13th?
85. What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?
86. Why do people laud Jason Voorhees’s jokes?
87. What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up on Friday the 13th?
88. What does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?
89. Why aren’t people afraid of Friday the 13th?
90. Friggatriskaidekaphobia is the scientific term for the fear of Friday the 13th.
91. How is Freddy Krueger like George W Bush?
92. There were 13 original colonies
93. I’m going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do….
94. According to Smithsonian Magazine fear of the # 13 costs American a billion dollars per year in?
95. Brad: It’s Friday the 13th. Do you have any superstitions?
96. Fear of Friday dates back to Nordic Mythology.
97. Tupac Shakur died on?
98. Ancient Romans regarded the number 13 as a symbol of?
99. In Spanish-speaking countries, instead of Friday, Tuesday the 13th(martes trece) is considered,
100. 13 people, Christ, and his 12 disciples were in attendance at the last supper.
101. Certain ocean liners will be held in dock until after midnight to appease passengers’
102. The Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, were born on?
103. British study concluded that even though there were fewer cars on the road on Friday the 13th (as compared with other Fridays),
104. Hostels rarely have room number 13. Usually it is called 12a or 14. Same with floors of building and the elevator without a #13 button.
105. Because of increased disappearance reports,
106. Tylor Swift was born on Dec 13th, her lucky number 13,
107. I had to cancel my dyslexic meeting tonight,
108. Every month starting on a Sunday,
109. The worst thing about Friday the 13th
110. Two ladies are in a car, lady 1: Christmas is on Friday this year