Looking for jokes to keep you and your loved ones laughing during meal preparations? Look no more, for we have some hilarious collections of food-themed jokes and puns i.e. corny chef jokes and a variety of meat jokes.
A good meat joke goes a long way to get the laughter going especially when waiting in line at the meat market or even at a barbeque.
Meat Jokes and Puns
Worry not about the type of meat featured herein; any meat is fair game for a pun. Whether it’s your ideal food preference or not, you can still enjoy a good meat pun! Vegetarians too can participate in the game!
Tuck into these delicious meat jokes and puns, then head over to our popcorn jokes for even more food-based hilarity. Or, if you’re looking for something a bit healthier, do check out our lemon jokes as well.
1. What did the butcher say when he gave me the wrong meat order?
2. Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger?
3. What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough?
4. What is a skeleton’s favorite meat choice?
5. What do you call a cow with two legs?
6. What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song?
7. What do you call a cow with no legs?
8. Where did the butcher meet his wife?
9. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?
10. What is the best way to cook alligator meat?
11. What did the steak say to his girlfriend?
12. Who was the meatiest knight throughout the land?
13. What did the judge say at the finale of the meat-throwing competition?
14. What did the cow’s Valentine’s Day Card say?
15. What did the steak say to his enemy?
16. Why don’t hot dogs like the winter?
17. What’s a cow’s favorite musical note?
18. What’s the best thing about being a butcher?
19. What is a hair stylist’s favorite steak?
20. What became of the pig who got fired from his job?
21. Why don’t cows make good private investigators?
22. What do you call a group of butchers coming together?
23. What is a pig’s favorite dinosaur movie?
24. Why did the FBI surround the president with cows?
25. Why was the chef so bad at telling meat jokes?
26. The butcher stopped eating deli meat every day,
27. How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire?
28. What did the Mummy cow say to the baby cow when he failed his school test?
29. What is the most affordable type of meat?
30. Did you hear about the burger that couldn’t stop making jokes?
31. What do butchers say after they meet someone new?
32. What did the burger name his daughter?
33. What do you call meatballs falling from the sky?
34. Why did the farmer take on an extra job at the meat market?
35. What’s the most musical cut of chicken?
36. What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have?
37. Why was the burger sad after losing the race?
38. How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup?
39. People who sell meat may be gross.
40. What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger?
41. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
42. What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?
43. Why did the sick bacon go to the doctor?
44. Because he wanted to be cured meat.
45. Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer?
46. What do you call a pig that can write with both the left and right hand?
47. Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn’t making enough money from the wool?
48. The pig got the role of Ham Solo in the movie,
49. If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it.
50. Why are burgers bad at telling jokes?
51. How do you make a hamburger laugh?
52. Can vegans eat pudding?
53. Have you heard about the new Wookiee burger?
54. What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a burger?
55. How does Lady GaGa like her meat?
56. Waiter, what’s your thumb doing on my steak?
57. How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
58. What did one steak knife say to the other?
59. What do you say to a burnt steak who’s passed an exam?
60. What do you call a BBQ pun?
61. Why did the packet of ham go to the doctor?
62. What do you call a dumb omnivore?
63. Why did the butcher work seven days a week?
64. What do you call a kebab made from venison?
65. What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?
66. What is a beef BBQ lover’s favorite song lyric?
67. What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
68. What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?
69. Why did dinosaurs eat raw meat?
70. When was meat so high?
71. What did Bacon say to Tomato?
72. I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me,
73. What did yogurt say to bacon?
74. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?
75. I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it,
76. Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to?
77. I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages.
78. There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.”
79. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?
80. Our local butcher had to go to the doctor the other day. He didn’t know what was wrong,
81. What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?
82. Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other,
83. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
84. If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat-loving crush,
85. What is the pig’s favorite magazine?
86. You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym.
87. What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?
88. I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day.
89. Why did the bacon laugh?
90. Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note:
91. Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?
92. Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy;
93. Why is it called Canadian bacon?
94. Why was the meat packer arrested?
95. Have you ever tried kangaroo meat?
96. Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?
97. Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?
98. What’s the best part of a cow?
99. What do eggplant and a chicken have in common?
100. Some types of meat like to play around a lot.
101. What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
102. All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes.
103. What’s Abba’s favourite meal?
104. Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers.
105. Why did the chicken cross the road?
106. Why did the gum cross the road?
107. Do they serve grilled T-bone steaks in Transylvania?
108. What did the grill master say to the vegan?
109. What do lousy chefs use to tell them when a roast is done?
110. What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?
111. Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?
112. Why don’t men cook at home?