110+ Meat Jokes and Puns

Looking for jokes to keep you and your loved ones laughing during meal preparations? Look no more, for we have some hilarious collections of food-themed jokes and puns i.e. corny chef jokes and a variety of meat jokes.

A good meat joke goes a long way to get the laughter going especially when waiting in line at the meat market or even at a barbeque.

Meat Jokes and Puns

Worry not about the type of meat featured herein; any meat is fair game for a pun. Whether it’s your ideal food preference or not, you can still enjoy a good meat pun! Vegetarians too can participate in the game!

Tuck into these delicious meat jokes and puns, then head over to our popcorn jokes for even more food-based hilarity. Or, if you’re looking for something a bit healthier, do check out our lemon jokes as well.

 

1. What did the butcher say when he gave me the wrong meat order?

“I’m sorry for the mis-steak”.

 

2. Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger?

His life was at steak!

 

3. What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough?

“chop chop slow pork”.

 

4. What is a skeleton’s favorite meat choice?

Spare ribs

 

5. What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef!

 

6. What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song?

Love Meat Tenders

 

7. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

 

8. Where did the butcher meet his wife?

At the Meat ball.

 

9. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?

Roost beef!

 

10. What is the best way to cook alligator meat?

With a croc pot!

 

11. What did the steak say to his girlfriend?

You’re the apple of my rib-eye!

 

12. Who was the meatiest knight throughout the land?

Sir Loin

 

13. What did the judge say at the finale of the meat-throwing competition?

The steaks have never been higher!

 

14. What did the cow’s Valentine’s Day Card say?

“Will you beef my Valentine?”

 

15. What did the steak say to his enemy?

I have a T-bone to pick with you!

 

16. Why don’t hot dogs like the winter?

Because they become chilly dogs.

 

17. What’s a cow’s favorite musical note?

Beef-flat!

 

18. What’s the best thing about being a butcher?

You get to meat the best people.

 

19. What is a hair stylist’s favorite steak?

A flat iron!

 

20. What became of the pig who got fired from his job?

He became canned ham.

 

21. Why don’t cows make good private investigators?

Because they refuse to go on steak outs!

 

22. What do you call a group of butchers coming together?

A meating.

 

23. What is a pig’s favorite dinosaur movie?

Jurassic Pork.

 

24. Why did the FBI surround the president with cows?

They were beefing up security!

 

25. Why was the chef so bad at telling meat jokes?

Because he butchered them all.

 

26. The butcher stopped eating deli meat every day,

he decided to go cold turkey.

 

27. How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire?

With a steak to the heart!

 

28. What did the Mummy cow say to the baby cow when he failed his school test?

It’s OK to make mis-steaks!

 

29. What is the most affordable type of meat?

Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.

 

30. Did you hear about the burger that couldn’t stop making jokes?

It was on a roll!

 

31. What do butchers say after they meet someone new?

“Mince to meat you.”

 

32. What did the burger name his daughter?

Patty!

 

33. What do you call meatballs falling from the sky?

A meat-ior shower

 

34. Why did the farmer take on an extra job at the meat market?

Because he needed extra money to make ends meat.

 

35. What’s the most musical cut of chicken?

The drumstick!

 

36. What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have?

A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.

 

37. Why was the burger sad after losing the race?

Because the hotdog was the weiner.

 

38. How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup?

He mustered up the courage.

 

39. People who sell meat may be gross.

But people who sell vegetables are grocer!

 

40. What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger?

A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.

 

41. What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work!

 

42. What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?

Pulled pork.

 

43. Why did the sick bacon go to the doctor?

Because he wanted to be cured meat.

 

44. Because he wanted to be cured meat.

Because he felt offal!

 

45. Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer?

Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.

 

46. What do you call a pig that can write with both the left and right hand?

Ham-bidextrous.

 

47. Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn’t making enough money from the wool?

The situation went from baa-d to wurst!

 

48. The pig got the role of Ham Solo in the movie,

“Star Wurst”

 

49. If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it.

It’s spam!

 

50. Why are burgers bad at telling jokes?

Because they all are cheesy.

 

51. How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Give it a pickle!

 

52. Can vegans eat pudding?

No, you cant have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.

 

53. Have you heard about the new Wookiee burger?

It’s a bit Chewie!

 

54. What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a burger?

 

55. How does Lady GaGa like her meat?

Raw raw ra-a-a-ah

 

56. Waiter, what’s your thumb doing on my steak?

I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again…

 

57. How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

 

58. What did one steak knife say to the other?

Look sharp, here comes the meat.

 

59. What do you say to a burnt steak who’s passed an exam?

Well done!

 

60. What do you call a BBQ pun?

A meataphor

 

61. Why did the packet of ham go to the doctor?

They wanted to be a cured meat!

 

62. What do you call a dumb omnivore?

A meathead.

 

63. Why did the butcher work seven days a week?

To make ends meat!

 

64. What do you call a kebab made from venison?

Donner kebab

 

65. What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?

A balanced meal

 

66. What is a beef BBQ lover’s favorite song lyric?

Is it meat you’re looking for?

 

67. What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?

Everyone would roast beef.

 

68. What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?

Oldham

 

69. Why did dinosaurs eat raw meat?

They didn’t know how to cook!

 

70. When was meat so high?

When the cow jumped over the moon!

 

71. What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

 

72. I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me,

but I have literally never seen herbivore.

 

73. What did yogurt say to bacon?

You uncultured swine.

 

74. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?

History in the bacon.

 

75. I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it,

he said he was busy getting dressed.

 

76. Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to?

Pigpockets

 

77. I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages.

She always fears the wurst.

 

78. There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.”

Don’t open it, it’s spam!

 

79. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?

Mistaken bacon

 

80. Our local butcher had to go to the doctor the other day. He didn’t know what was wrong,

but said that he was feeling offal.

 

81. What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?

Ham-ish

 

82. Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other,

who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”

 

83. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?

The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.

 

84. If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat-loving crush,

try “Will you beef my Valentine?”

 

85. What is the pig’s favorite magazine?

Porks Illustrated

 

86. You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym.

Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.

 

87. What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?

Frankenswine

 

88. I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day.

It was refused because it was not stroganoff.

 

89. Why did the bacon laugh?

Because, the egg cracked a yolk!

 

90. Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note:

Beef flat

 

91. Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing?

He was bacon in the heat.

 

92. Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy;

they tend to butcher all the best jokes.

 

93. Why is it called Canadian bacon?

Because they’re really sorry it’s not real bacon.

 

94. Why was the meat packer arrested?

For bringing home the bacon.

 

95. Have you ever tried kangaroo meat?

I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.

 

96. Why was the pig hired at the restaurant?

He was good at bacon burgers.

 

97. Turkey was bold and crossed the road. Why did he do that?

To demonstrate he wasn’t a chicken.

 

98. What’s the best part of a cow?

The topside, of course.

 

99. What do eggplant and a chicken have in common?

They’re both purple… except for the chicken.

 

100. Some types of meat like to play around a lot.

These are generally the game types.

 

101. What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

 

102. All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes.

They each won pork medallions.

 

103. What’s Abba’s favourite meal?

 

104. Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers.

They called it “lily livered”.

 

105. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was tired of living beside KFC!

 

106. Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!

 

107. Do they serve grilled T-bone steaks in Transylvania?

Only very rarely.

 

108. What did the grill master say to the vegan?

Sorry, I can’t listen to your rantings right now, while more important things are at steak

 

109. What do lousy chefs use to tell them when a roast is done?

A smoke detector.

 

110. What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?

A steak with a built-in toothpick!

 

111. Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?

They get to meet all their old flames.

 

112. Why don’t men cook at home?

No one’s invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

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