‘Can we taco-bout how risky it was for God to have Jesus in Mexico? Spilling the beans, he would have easily died with all the te-quil-a shots served over there.’ Imagine how awful the world would be with no Taco Bell or tequila!’
Funny Mexican Jokes and Puns
If you are hungry for more Mexican, try our collection of jokes that will crack your ribs open on a Friday taco night.
1. Reading in Mexico is not very interesting because there are no books. Only Manuels.
2. What do you call a Mexican quarterback?
3. Do you know the best Mexican songs of all time?
4. What is the difference between a mexican and a drawer?
5. We all know who the richest man is in the US, but who is the richest Mexican?
6. Why did the Mexican sign-up for Tinder?
7. I’m hungry,
8. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a country singer?
9. Why did only a couple of thousand Mexican soldiers show up for the Alamo battle?
10. What do you call a Mexican old man?
11. Did you hear about the four-car pileup in Mexico city?
12. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
13. Why did God NOT have Jesus in Mexico?
14. What do they call Santa Claus in Mexico?
15. Why do Mexicans never win the gold model at the Olympics?
16. Do you know the difference between a hispanic and a stoner?
17. What did the Mexican say to the house that just fell on him?
18. How do Mexicans drink soda?
19. Mexicans love the “Star Wars” movies
20. Mexican Ghostbusters
21. Why can’t Mexicans become firefighters?
22. What is the best gift you can give to a Mexican tax preparer on his birthday?
23. There is a big Mexican party tonight.
24. What is the most positive Mexican city?
25. How do Mexicans typically solve relationship problems?
26. In what part of Mexico do kangaroos live?
27. This Mexican woman kept talking to me.
28. Three Mexicans try to cross the border legally when the border guard sees only one of them has the correct papers.
29. What do you call a cross between an octopus and a Mexican?
30. How do you pay in Mexican stores?
31. Why did this Mexican guy freak out?
32. What is the best transportation in Mexico?
33. Why did this Mexican man shoot his wife?
34. What do you call a relaxed Mexican?
35. What do you call a short Mexican?
36. What is a Mexican slut called?
37. Mexican and black jokes are pretty much the same.
38. Why is Mexican ice cream spicy?
39. Never play Uno with a Mexican.
40. What is the best way to pay in Mexico?
41. What’s the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
42. What do you call a Mexican spy?
43. What do you call a Mexican man with a “rubber toe”?
44. What Greek God exists in Mexican culture?
45. What do you call a dyslexic Mexican?
46. How do Mexican scientists measure matter?
47. Why did this Mexican family only have 12 people in their van?
48. What do you call a spider piñata?
49. One day, a man crossed over the U.S. border…into Mexico, seeking better living conditions for his family.
50. What’s the difference between American hot dogs and Mexicans?
51. What do you call stoned Mexicans?
52. Why don’t Mexicans like high places?
53. I wanted to visit my Mexican friend, but…
54. Two Mexicans are hiding a dead body when they find that place is already used.
55. What’s a Mexican favorite bookstore?
56. Name three Mexican bands:
57. A Mexican magician gets on stage… …and announces to the audience
58. What is the name of the Mexican Mac&cheese version?
59. What do you say to your nosey Mexican neighbor?
60. What is the name of Nintendo’s Animal Crossing in Mexico?
61. Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
62. The best pop girl group song in Mexico is “Tijuana be my lover” by?
63. What do you call a short Mexican?
64. There’s a Spiderman character inspired in Mexico:
65. Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
66. How did you know she was Mexican?
67. What is a mexican favorite sport?
68. Why do Mexicans always have a wheel of cheddar?
69. What are the chances that a Mexican will successfully cross the US border illegally?
70. I took a sweater on my vacation to Mexico.
71. Why did the Mexican guy buy a mousetrap?
72. What is a Mexican doing with a Lamborghini?
73. Why did God give Mexicans noses?
74. Why couldn’t the Mexican actor get a role in the movie?
75. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
76. Why do Mexicans envy chicken?
77. Who is every Mexican’s favorite Disney princess?
78. My last girlfriend married a Latino.
79. What do you call a burrito with poor resolution?
80. What do you call a Mexican restaurant with live music?
81. How do you get an ambulance in Mexico?
82. Why did the Mexican give you his number?
83. What’s a Mexican’s favorite classic novel?
84. Why do Mexicans put a Justin Bieber photo in their quesadilla?
85. What do you call a Mexican without a car?
86. What is Shakira’s most famous song in Mexico?
87. How did a Mexican girl get pregnant?
88. I participated in a car race in Mexico.
89. Why do Mexicans have movie streaming services?
90. What is Aztecs favorite sauce?
91. What’s the difference between Mexicans and French people?
92. I went to see a soccer match in Mexico.
93. How can you tell a Mexican is racist?
94. I traveled to Mexico in a boat.
95. What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?
96. What do Mexican marines say to their superiors?
97. Why don’t you ever trust a taco chef with your secrets?
98. What do Mexicans say when it is cold?
99. Why do Mexicans keep wheels of cheese in the back of their trucks?
100. I’m decided to visit Mexico before I die
101. What is the Mexicans favorite 90s band?
102. A Mexican thinks his wife has an affair but she says he is the only
103. I visited my Mexican friend but when I knocked on the door
104. One Mexican told another: I need to tell you something important.
105. They are looking for a Mexican actor.
106. One Mexican is worried his girlfriend doesn’t answer so his friend tells him
107. My Mexican girlfriend makes delicious quesadillas.
108. How do Mexicans laugh?
109. What do you call a Mexican ant?
110. How do you know when a Mexican is being nosey?
111. That Mexican movie
112. How do Mexicans sneeze?
113. The best part of the Mexican zoo was
114. The uber driver was Mexican and didn’t speak any English.
115. This Mexican guy won’t stop talking to me.
116. I said at a Mexican restaurant “My quesadilla has too much cheese”.
117. “We could make a road trip to Mexico,
118. This Mexican place is awesome.
119. What is 6.022 x 10²³ in Mexico?
120. Mexicans are good and humorous people.
121. The taco bell employee could not come to work
122. Most bakers open tortilla factories
123. In South America,
124. The taco chef had to stop cooking in the competition
125. The Mexican food told his lover,
126. When aliens invade Mexico and steal tacos,
127. Most jokes about the nachos are usually
128. If you do not enjoy eating tacos,
129. Two Mexicans are talking while waiting for the bus.
130. You can never trust tacos
131. What did the Mexican doctor tell his patient?
132. A beautiful lady who loves eating Mexican food is known as?
133. Best Mexican Dj?
134. The taco bell employee could not come to work
135. Why do Mexican phones smell like cheese?
136. I saw that on a Mexican website.
137. What is a Mexican doing with an iPhone?
138. That Mexican show was
139. Where do Mexican geniuses live?
140. I accidentally took a Mexican’s lunch at work.
141. What did the Mexican ghost say to his victim?
142. What do you call a Mexican cat?
143. What did the Mexican duck say to the other?
144. I fell in love with a Mexican.
145. What is a disabled Mexican called?
146. What do you do when you see a Mexican running?
147. Mexican kids
148. If you want to order butter in Mexico just say?
149. Why do Mexicans eat burrito and tamales on Christmas?
150. How to make a Mexican woman:
151. What do you call a silly Mexican?
152. Did you hear about the Mexican version of Avengers?
153. Why is the golden eagle in the Mexican flag?
154. What do you call emergencies in Mexico?
155. Did you hear about the Mexican astronaut?
156. How do you find a Mexican in a crowd?
157. What is a Mexican dinosaur called?
158. Why do Mexicans make inch-iladas?
159. Why are Mexicans good at obstacle racing?
160. Why do Mexicans walk into every place like they own it?
161. Why do Mexicans get sick easily?
162. Why don’t Mexicans pass geography?
163. Why do Mexicans avoid the cold?
164. The cops ask a Mexican to prove he is American so he starts singing:
165. Why do Mexicans have huge gardens?
166. What is the difference between a Mexican product and an American product?
167. My Mexican friend’s mom died.
168. What is Mexicans favorite Nordic god?
169. The ICE made a plan to get all illegal Mexican immigrants together.
170. How did the Mexican firefighter name his son?
171. What are Mexicans favorite mythologic gods?
172. What do you call a Mexican taller than 5′?
173. What do you call a Mexican that escaped prison?
174. What do you call a missing Mexican?
175. Where should you go in a Mexican building in case of fire?