‘Do you know what happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke? They break out into side-splitting laughter!’
Forget when you last cracked up after you saw someone slip over a banana peel. We have scoured the internet jungle and compiled a whole bunch of funny banana jokes and puns just for you.
Funniest Banana Jokes and Puns
Besides the health benefits of the fruit, you can basically get more from a banana. From an array of their shape, color, name, and connection with monkeys, you will also agree that silly banana puns are smile-inducing. You can make your loved ones burst into side-splitting laughter with our banana jokes.
These puns are whimsical, and many people will find it amusing for sure. Eat them up below!
1. How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
2. What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
3. “I am going bananas!”
4. What is a sheep’s favorite fruit?
5. You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why?
6. What do fruit use to buy things?
7. Why was the banana so upset?
8. What is the key to opening a banana?
9. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
10. How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
11. Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
12. How does a banana answer the phone?
13. Why do bananas never get lonely?
14. They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
15. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
16. What happens when two bananas break up?
17. What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
18. What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
19. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
20. What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
21. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
22. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
23. What do you call a charismatic banana?
24. When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
25. What kind of school do bananas go to?
26. What’s yellow and always points north?
27. What do you call solid gold bananas?
28. What did the banana say to the monkey?
29. A little girl said: “I know how to spell ‘banana’…”
30. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
31. What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
32. Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?
33. Why didn’t the banana student go to school?
34. What’s yellow and used to write letters?
35. Did you know that banana peel is supposed to be put under the controlled substance act?
36. How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
37. What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?
38. Someone who eats bananas must like them
39. What is the hippest kind of fruit?
40. What fruit teases you a lot?
41. Why do monkeys like bananas so much?
42. How can you easily spot an optimist?
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?
44. What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?
45. Want to hear a potassium joke?
46. Why did the banana fail his driving test?
47. What do you do when you see a blue banana?
48. What do you call two bananas?
49. One man to another: “Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear!”
50. Why was the plantain sent to the principal’s office?
51. Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?
52. Where do bananas like to go swimming?
53. What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys?
54. Where do bananas go to learn?
55. What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?
56. In what position was the banana during the Tour de France?
57. Time flies like an arrow
58. How do monkeys get downstairs?
59. Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
60. What did the green banana think about the ripe banana?
61. Which former politician loves bananas?
62. What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your butt?
63. Why couldn’t the banana yell high?
64. Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
65. What did the apple say to the green banana?
66. How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
67. What is it called when someone dressed as a banana eats a banana?
68. Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?
69. Why didn’t the man like invisible bananas?
70. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
71. What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
72. Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts?
73. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
74. Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
75. How do you catch King Kong?
76. What did the orange say to the green banana?
77. Bananas go out in a yellow submarine.
78. A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
79. Knock Knock Who’s there!
80. Beethoven’s favorite fruit is
81. Why don’t bananas snore?
82. I peel it
83. Why did the banana farmer lose his job?
84. Woohoo!
85. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
86. After hearing your joke,
87. What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
88. She is the ripe one
89. What do bananas wear on their feet?
90. You’re ripe;
91. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?
92. She is quite peal-ing
93. What happened to the banana who got a sunburn?
94. Bananas don’t snore
95. What do you call a banana eating a banana?
96. Where do bananas go shopping for clothes?
97. What did the banana say to the judge?
98. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
99. If a man has six apples in one hand and eight bananas in the other, what has he got?
100. Why do bananas use sunblock?
101. How do you spell banana split?
102. What’s worse than monkey eating bananas?
103. What is the chemical formula for a banana?
104. What is the favorite snack of the Super Mario Brothers?
105. What do you call a banana who can’t decide between coffee or tea?
106. If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell?
107. Why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana?
108. Why do bananas have to wear suntan lotion?
109. Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
110. What do you call two banana skins?
111. What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
112. What did the banana do when it saw the chimp?
113. What did the mommy banana say to the baby banana?
114. Why was the banana so upset?
115. What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?
116. A woman is buying groceries. A woman is buying groceries, she buys a banana, some milk and butter. At the checkout, the clerk looks at her then the items in her basket and while scanning them says I can tell that you’re single.
117. You have less time to peel
118. Astute Diagnosis
A guy goes to the doctor, with a carrot up his nose. He’s got a piece of celery in his other nostril, and a banana in his ear. He says,”Doc, I don’t feel so good.”
119. Get ready!
120. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
121. Let me peel this moment!
122. So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends…
The broccoli said: “I look like a tree!”
The mushroom said: “I look like an umbrella!”
The walnut said: “I look like a brain!”
123. Cucumber, carrot, banana – none of them used for scale
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me Doc?” he asks.
124. Nobody wanted to see the naked banana . . .
125. What do you call solid gold bananas?
126. Banana starts with a B
127. An old man walked into an ice cream parlor…
He slowly climbed onto a stool, wincing with pain, and then proceeded to order a banana split.
128. My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one…
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
129. One of everything.
A man walks into a grocery store and grabs a shopping cart. He grabs one egg, one tomato, one head of lettuce, one steak, one banana, one apple, and one of everything else in the store.’
He walks up to the counter and starts putting his items on the belt. After the cashier gives him a weird look, she says, “You must be single.”
He says, “I am. How did you know?”
130. I just slipped on a banana skin.
131. A woman goes to the doctor …
A woman goes to the doctor with a raspberry in her left nostril, a string bean in her right, a carrot in her right ear and a banana in her left. The woman says “Doctor, I don’t feel so well.”
And the doctor replied
132. What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana?
133. An 11-year-old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her Mom about the hair. Her Mom calmly said ” That part where hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey has grown hair.
134. A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: “You must be single.”
The man answers: “Wow, how did you know?”
135. What’s a banana made of?
136. A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: “You must be single.”
137. How do you peel a banana?
138. Scare banana.
139. Hypnotize banana. Tell banana it is a snake.
140. Call banana yellow.
141. If you eat a banana without its consent
142. What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?
143. Why was the banana a good prosecutor?
144. What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
145. I’m not saying my house has too many books
146. Doctors say bananas are good for preventing constipation. It didn’t work for me
147. Why do bananas have bruises?
148. Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas that they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
149. If A is for Apple and B is for Banana then what is C for?
150. One monkey says to another monkey, what rhymes with Banana and the other monkey says
151. I bought ten bananas and began peeling each one as perfectly as I could. After finishing the seventh banana and beginning the next, I realized I had missed a small piece of the peel, just near the top. So being a total perfectionist I stuck the peel back on and did it again …
152. I was hungry and low on potassium, He needed a device to help him weigh things, it seemed like a fair trade…
153. My girlfriend wanted a favor from me
Her: I want you to kill my ex and make it seem like an accident
Me: Say no more
154. Did you hear about the guy who slipped on a banana and sued?
155. In a banana republic
156. A man goes to the grocery store and buys a banana, three peaches, and two pears.
As the cashier scans his food, she looks at it all and says “You must be single.” The man smiles and says “Yeah, how did you know?”
157. What’s the difference between your parents and a banana?
158. A monkey asks another monkey
– What are you doing?
– Eating a banana.
– But why is it brown?
159. What’s the difference between a banana and bananas?
160. A guy limped into a Dairy Queen and ordered a banana split.
161. Seeing a guy eat a banana…
162. Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana, who?
163. What do you call a grandma sheep?
164. Where did the two bananas settle their legal dispute?
165. A customer asked a grocer, “How much is a banana?”
Grocer: $1
Customer: Would you sell it for .60 cents?
Grocer: You could only get the skin for that price.
166. Can I tell banana jokes on this sub?
167. I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
168. A few bananas are planning a heist
Right before they leap into action, they decide to run through the process again so all bananas know what they’re doing.
Firstly, two bananas will be creating a distraction a distance away from the heist. Then, the rest of the bananas will scatter to confuse the enemy and start the heist.
169. Why did the boy keep falling off his bike?
170. A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: “You must be single.” The man answers: “Wow, how did you know that?”
171. My boss accused me of “acting the monkey” at work.
172. Ladies, if you want men to stop staring at your boobs…
173. What do you call a fruit that’s in charge of the company?
174. How do you get King Kong to sit up and beg?
175. Bananas are super sensitive!
176. It’s so hard to make lemonade out of lemons when the world has gone bananas,
177. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
178. My wife has been on a diet.
179. What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
180. A friend of mine told me that all apples were yellow.
181. What can an apple do that a banana can’t?
182. What’s yellow and sniffs?
183. Why should you never tell banana jokes?
184. The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
185. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana. Banana who?
186. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream. Ice cream who?
187. Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?