Whether you’re looking for questions to ask adults, kids, or icebreakers for new friends, this list will do the magic. You will share lots of laughs and even discover some funny stories along the way.
Funny Get To Know You Questions
Here is a delightful way to share those embarrassing moments and crazy things about yourself without being ridiculed. Make your outdoor fun (camping or picnic) more interesting by participating in such group activities.
Coming up with questions to ask on the spot isn’t easy. That’s why we’ve prepared this handy list of funny get-to-know-you questions.
1. What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
2. If you could invent a new dish, what ingredients would it have?
3. What do you want to be when you grow up?
4. Serious question here, do you count your steps?
5. What’s something I would never guess about you?
6. If you could completely get rid of one month out of the year, which month would it be and why?
7. What’s your favorite color?
8. What’s the most awkward thing that happens to you on a regular basis?
9. Did your parents have alternative name options that they were considering when naming you? What were they?
10. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen?
11. What’s the funniest name you can think of for a pet?
12. What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do?
13. If your hometown was a food, what food would it be?
14. Tell a story about a time you felt super old. What happened?
15. What would your superhero power be?
16. What’s your worst bug-related story?
17. What’s your go-to dance move?
18. What’s your favorite snack?
19. What’s something that people think makes them look cool, but actually makes them look ridiculous?
20. Tell a story about a time you felt super old. What happened?
21. What’s your go-to dance move?
22. What’s the worst food you’ve ever tried?
23. What’s the cheesiest movie moment or line you can think of?
24. What would be the silliest feature of your dream house?
25. What’s your favorite animal?
26. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a child say?
27. If you could meet anyone, who would you meet?
28. Would You Rather Trade Some Intelligence For Looks Or Looks For Intelligence?
29. What’s the worst fashion or hair decision you’ve made?
30. If you could have any career on the planet, what would it be and why?
31. If You Could Breed Two Animals Together To Defy The Laws Of Nature What New Animal Would You Create?
32. What’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
33. What’s your biggest deal-breaker in a relationship?
34. What Animal Would Be The Most Terrifying If It Could Speak?
35. What obscure thing are you talented at?
36. If you could start a club for something silly, what would your club be about?
37. What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard?
38. What is the weirdest snack you like to eat?
39. What unusual thing do you find attractive in a person?
40. If One Animal Was Made The Size Of An Elephant, Which Would Be The Scariest?
41. If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
42. What’s your favorite cheesy love song?
43. Who Or Where Would You Haunt If You Were A Ghost?
44. If You Were Reincarnated As A Famous Landmark, Which Would It Be?
45. If one of your parents was the president, what would be their first law?
46. What’s a common saying that you don’t understand or that you think is odd?
47. What’s your favorite thing you like about yourself?
48. Which Celebrity Chef Would You Most Like To Make You Dinner?
49. If you could interview a celebrity and ask them one question, who would you ask, and what would you say?
50. If your pet could talk, what would be his or her catchphrase?
51. What unwritten rule would you make mandatory if you could?
52. If You Could Only Eat One Food For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be?
53. If you had to make a house out of food, what kind of food would it be?
54. What board game are you absolutely amazing at and why?
55. Do you have any weird superstitions?
56. Have You Ever Worn Clothing With The Labels/Tags Still Attached?
57. If you ran for president, what would your campaign slogan be?
58. Do you believe aliens exist? If so, what are they like?
59. What’s something most people like but you don’t understand?
60. Do You Have Any Superstitions?
61. What game show would you be an amazing host of and why?
62. What’s your weirdest roommate or house guest story?
63. What’s the weirdest text you’ve ever received?
64. If You Were A Man For A Day, What Would Be The First Thing You Do?
65. What fictional television family is your real-life family most similar to?
66. If you could create a career that doesn’t currently exist, what would it be?
67. What’s something you’ve never been able to do well?
68. What Is The Weirdest Thing You Find Attractive In A Person?
69. What one story about your childhood best explains the person you are today?
70. What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
71. What’s Something Weird That You Recommend Everyone Tries At Least Once?
72. If you could sit next to anyone on a plane, who would you choose?
73. What Is Something You Hate, But You Wished You Loved?
74. What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?
75. What Makes You Feel Old?
76. If you had to work at an amusement park or a famous landmark for the rest of your life, which place would you choose?
77. What happened on your worst date ever?
78. What Is Something You Get Wrong Almost Every Time You Do It?
79. What is one weird fact or tidbit that you still remember from school?
80. If you could steal any one thing, what would it be?
81. What Things Do You Do Every Day That You Wish Could Be Automated?
82. If you could create a new invention, what would you create?
83. If you could talk to one species of animal, which would you choose?
84. Who Would You Most Like To Sit Next To On A 10-Hour Flight And Why?
85. What terrible gift have you gotten that you’ve had to keep?
86. If you had a time machine, what time period would you travel to?
87. What Is Something That People Are Obsessed With But You Just Don’t Get The Point Of?
88. What funny story is your hometown famous for?
89. Would you rather move to a new country where you don’t know anyone or run away with a circus?
90. What Weird Food Combinations Do You Really Enjoy?
91. What is the weirdest roommate story you’ve heard?
92. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or dragon?
93. What’s The (Funniest / Most Disappointing / Weirdest / Etc.) Text You’ve Gotten?
94. If you could change the ending of any famous movie, which movie would it be? What would your new ending be?
95. What’s your favorite time of day?
96. What song will you never forget the lyrics to?
97. What’s something you think everyone should try at least once?
98. What’s The Best Practical Joke You’ve Pulled Or Seen Pulled?
99. What word do you always mispronounce?
100. What popular trend bothers you?
101. Dinosaurs Or Dragons?
102. Have you ever met a real person with an unfortunate name? What was it?
103. What Would You Do If You Were Invisible For A Day?
104. What nicknames have people called you throughout your life?
105. If You Could Jump Into A Pool Full Of Something, What Would It Be?
106. What’s the weirdest thing in your parents’ or your grandparents’ home?
107. What’s the worst hairstyle you’ve ever had?
108. What Do You Dislike But Have No Good Reason For Disliking?
109. If you could eliminate any bodily function, which one would it be?
110. Would Rather Live In A World With Or Without Super Heroes And Super Villains?
111. If you were a car, which one would you be?
112. If you could magically turn into the opposite sex, what would you look like and what would you name yourself?
113. What’s The Funniest Place You’ve Ever Fallen Asleep?
114. If you could be invisible, whose conversations would you like to overhear?
115. Would You Rather Be Married To A 10 With A Bad Personality Or A 6 With An Amazing Personality?
116. What bad smell do you hate the most?
117. If You Could Look Through One Person’s Email Without Them Knowing, Whose Email Would You Look Through?
118. Would you rather eat the hottest red pepper or have an enema and why?
119. If Everything In Your House Had To Be One Color What Color Would You Choose?
120. What is the creepiest thing you could say to a perfect stranger?
121. What Would Be The Worst Ingredients To Fill A Burrito With?
122. What is the best practical joke you’ve ever played on someone?
123. Do you think you’ll still be having sex in your 80’s? Why or why not?
124. How Much Would Someone Have To Pay For Your Little Toe?
125. If you were a pie, what kind of pie would you be?
126. How Many Cheeseburgers Is Too Many Cheeseburgers?
127. When was the last time you did something impulsive and lived to regret it?
128. If You Had An Endless Budget To Build A Fort, What Would Yours Look Like?
129. What’s Your Most Embarrassing Childhood Memory?
130. What’s something you use every day that you would give up for a year in exchange for the bathroom never being occupied when you need it?
131. What Would You Do Differently If You Knew That No One Was Judging You?
132. If you could have a talking pet, what animal would you want it to be?
133. If You Could Steal One Thing Without Consequence What Would It Be?
134. If You Had A Warning Label, What Would Yours Say?
135. Would you give up showering for a week to get faster internet?
136. If You Were A Giant Mega Monster What City Would You Rampage?
137. When was the last time you were so sleep-deprived you put something in your mouth that didn’t belong there?
138. What do people remember most about you after meeting you for the first time?
139. What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?
140. Choose a movie or series title for the story of your life?
141. If You Met A Genie Who Offered You Three Wishes, What Would You Wish For?
142. How old is the oldest pair of shoes in your closet?
143. What are the craziest honeymoon plans you’ve ever heard?
144. Have you ever bought something after watching an infomercial?
145. Would You Rather Have A Significant Other Who Hates Your Parents Or A Significant Other Who Hates Your Dog?
146. What Personality Trait Has Gotten You In The Most Trouble?
147. What word do you still have trouble remembering how to spell?
148. What’s worse — stepping barefoot on Legos or farting loudly in church?
149. What Do People Do That Drives You Absolutely Bonkers?
150. If someone brought food to work to share with everyone, what would you most like for it to be?
151. If You Had A Time Machine, What Time Period Would You Visit, And Why?
152. If someone asked you to bring something to work that you made yourself, what would you bring?
153. What’s the weirdest outfit you’ve seen at a business meeting or event?
154. What’s the most ridiculous name you’ve ever heard for a business project?
155. Do we dress up for Halloween here? What’s the best costume you’ve seen?
156. If we had an annual “cosplay at work” day, what would you dress up as?
157. What do you wish we could add to the staff break room?
158. Would You Rather Be A Famous Rock Singer Or The Next Einstein/Tesla?
159. How do you think the boss would react if we all surprised them with a flash mob?
160. What’s the most unusual perk about working here?
161. What’s something you wish was real that isn’t?
162. Would You Rather Have The Paparazzi Camp In Your Back Yard Or Never Be Famous?
163. What’s the most unusual perk about working here?
164. Would You Rather Never Play Or Always Lose?
165. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever done to cheer coworkers up on a rough day?
166. If you could easily buy the vehicle of your choice, what would it be?
167. Would You Rather Always Laugh At Every Funeral Or Always Cry At Every Birthday Party?
168. Your best friend texts you, “Very funny, jerk!” What’s your first thought?
169. Would You Rather Have To Permanently Give Up Salts Or Sweets?
170. If you could hang out with one of the presidents for a day, who would it be?
171. If you could create a crazy animal hybrid, what two animals would you join?
172. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever seen on social media?
173. What’s your least favorite mode of transportation?
174. What is the best dad joke you know?
175. If your pet could suddenly talk like the celebrity of your choice, whose voice would they have?
176. If you were directing a movie about your parents, which actors would you choose to play them?
177. Which animal do you think would be the funniest if it could talk?
178. What sound do you love?
179. What is the most useless superpower you can think of?
180. Which is worse — a large zit on your face or seriously bad breath?
181. Ride on the back of a giant owl or on the back of a dolphin?
182. If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?
183. What song is currently downloaded on your phone that you would be embarrassed if it started playing out of the blue?
184. What is the worst school lunch you’ve ever had?
185. If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
186. What is your least favorite word?
187. What is the worst/funniest thing you have ever seen while people watching?
188. If you could choose a famous couple to be part of your family, whom would you choose?
189. If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
190. Have you ever had a weird interaction with a celebrity?
191. What would you do if you woke up one morning and could read minds?
192. Would you rather be really hairy or completely bald?
193. What would you do if someone wrote you a poem and read it in front of everyone?
194. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?
195. What are you more scared of? Bugs or snakes?
196. If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?
197. Would you rather go on your dream vacation for only two days or have a week off at home?
198. Would you rather explore the ocean or space?
199. What’s your favorite way to wake up in the morning when you really don’t want to wake up?
200. What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?
201. Would you rather have a personal chef, personal housekeeper, or personal chauffeur?
202. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
203. What’s something unusual you recommend everyone try at least once?
204. If you could relax in a bathtub filled with anything, what would you choose?
205. What is the dumbest thing someone can be famous for?