Funny Fourth of July Jokes and Puns

210+ Funny Fourth of July Jokes and Puns

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Here are funny fourth July jokes and puns to celebrate America’s liber-tea that will make you chuckle and giggle. We are delighted to see how jokes on independence day bring patriotic people closer.

Funny Fourth of July Jokes and Puns

Whenever the dogs decide to have a 4th of July reunion, they choose to go for a bone-fire. Share this funny collection of fourth of July jokes and puns with loved ones as you commemorate the heroic holiday.

1. I told my father that I would be back home by 10 from the fourth of July celebrations even though I had no intention of returning home that early. 

I was julying.

 

2. We went to the bbq party thrown by a family member on the 4th of July. 

I accidentally met my old school friend and she said, “Fancy meat-ing you here.”

 

3. At our family reunion last week, we were playing games and joking all night. 

The liberty bell joke that my cousin made cracked me up.

 

4. Since it’s the fourth of July,

let’s indepen-dance the night away!

 

5. I was too tired to make anything after yesterday’s Independence day party.

So, I decided to go with independence – day-old pizza.

 

6. Battery and firework were arrested and one was charged while the other was,

lit off.

 

7. Last week Uncle Sam called.

He said he wanted his freedom back.

 

8. My great-grandfather was a soldier and a patriot and in order to treat his wounds and scars,

revo-lotion.

 

9. People don’t knock in America because,

freedom rings.

 

10. The food we ate on the 4th of July picnic was not that good.

The barbecue was bad, but the sausages were the wurst.

 

11. I said I don’t like history.

My friend Alexander is so Hamildone with me now.

 

12. When we had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right.

Turns out, they had a duckleration of independence.

 

13. We went to the bakery stall at the Independence day carnival.

There was a large board outside that said “Doughnut touch my freedom!”

 

14. The only bakery I loved at the 4th of July carnival was selling pastries with stars and stripes.

Others were just un-pastry-otic.

 

15. Ants also celebrate the 4th of July. They gather for a party near the pen.

They call it in the pen dance party.

 

16. My heart lies where,

liberty lies

 

17. After the Stamp Act was imposed on the American colonies, 

the Americans licked the British.

 

18. We are too cool for 

the British to rule.

 

19. On the day of independence, 

the fire-fighters fight fire with fire because fire works.

 

20. Raise a glass to freedom, 

something achieved by the free hearts of the brave.

 

21. On our way back home from the Independence Day party, we saw a group of dogs howling in protest in front of the flea market. 

My friend said, “Ah! So this is the Boston Flea Party”.

 

22. We are living out, 

the American dream.

 

23. We had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day. We noticed the ducks were given certain inalienable rights. 

Turns out, they had a duckleration of independence.

 

24. By the courtesy of 

the red, white, and blue.

 

25. King George’s thoughts on the American colonists must have been revolting.

We are the children of America.

 

26. George Washington had used a hatchet to fight off his enemies in the War of Independence.

Apparently, he bought it at a chopping mall.
 

 

27. Three cheers for America,

three cheers for freedom!
 

 

28. The industry workers who make pieces of jewelry

found their freedom in the pendants.
 

 

29. The only thing more lit than this BBQ tonight,

will be the sky.
 

 

30. The color I love is freedom 

and the world I live in is independent.
 

 

31. I wanted to make cupcakes with red, white, and blue frosting for the Independence day dinner. 

Unfortunately, I did not have the liber-tea to do that.
 

 

32. Home of the free 

since 1776.
 

 

33. The soldiers went flying after a haircut yesterday. 

Turns out, they went to the American Hairforce.
 

 

34. Welcome to the sweet land of,

Liberty
 

 

35. In my history class, I learned that the Declaration of Independence took place in America’s funniest state:

Punsylvania.
 

 

36. Let’s cheer for the U.S of,

Yay!
 

 

37. The 4th of July, I put a small picture of America on a locket. 

Now it is truly in-da-pendant.
 

 

38. The first part of the declaration of Independence included?

The Pre-ramble
 

 

39. Raise a glass to freedom, 

throw the tea in the harbor.
 

 

40. The firework show tonight made me 

see stars and stripes.
 

 

41. Here’s the land of the free 

and home of the brave.
 

 

42. The fireworks on Mount Rushmore did not light up on the fourth of July. It was deemed to be a monument-al disaster.

and home of the brave.
 

 

43. Let the star-spangled banner fly higher!

Congratulating the American on their independence day, the Canadian pompously declared, “May the fourth be with you.”
 

 

44. Let’s all sing together, 

“Happy Birthday America”.
 

 

45. The July 4th dinner at the town had many people attending. 

I came with my little dog. When my friend saw us, he said, “Hey hot dog, we meat again!”.
 

 

46. I am in the land of the free. 

Can’t hear you over my freedom ringing.
 

 

47. The fireworks during the fourth of July

made my eyes sparkle.
 

 

48. Keep calm and look

-it’s the stars and stripes
 

 

49. While cleaning my house for the afternoon party, 

I put all my old dolls against the grill. I was just making a barbie-que.
 

50. My wife asked me to skip the BBQ party to watch the freedom parade with her.

Seems like a big missed-steak.
 

 

51. Let freedom, 

ring!

 

52. The firecrackers were relieved when they heard that they had the freedom to do fireworks.

Set the fireworks; red, white, and boom!

 

53. We attended the bbq party thrown by my cousin on the 4th of July. 

I accidentally met my old school friend. She said, “Fancy meat-ing you here.”

 

54. Three cheers to,

the united hearts of the brave.

 

55. At the 4th of July party for dogs, one dog said to another,

“Dear hot dog, you are so barbie-cute.”

 

56. The only bakery I liked at the 4th of July carnival was selling pastries with stars and stripes. 

Others were un-pastry-otic.

 

57. The best gift we got on the fourth of July is,

freedom.

 

58. When the dogs decided to have a 4th of July reunion,

they decided to go for a bone-fire.

 

59. Cue the sparklers. 

It’s time for a fire show.

 

60. Two friends were fighting over the position of the flag-bearer in the 4th of July parade. 

Well, as they say, the whole thing turned out to be pretty pat-riotic.

 

61. Take out your apron and set fire.

It’s time for grilling!

 

62. There is a nice ring to freedom.

But it also has a recoil.

 

63. Be young, free, 

and wild on this July 4th.

 

64. This year, the fourth of July comes on Wednesday. 

Ah! It’s going to be midweek shine-anigans this time.

 

65. Sparks are sure to fly. 

Because it’s the 4th of July.

 

66. We were wondering where to go for the 4th of July shoppings. 

In the end, we decided to go to the United Sales of America.

 

67. It’s time to snap, crackle, 

and pop the fire!

 

68. At the Carnival on the night of July 4th, the wine was spilled over the fuse. 

It started with a spark and then..well, you know, it was a big fire work.

 

69. Fireballs and rockets; 

fire up the sky like it’s ’76!

 

70. On the night of the 4th of July, 

I cracked up when the Mayor, during his inaugural speech, said,

 

71. Start the fourth with a?

bang!

 

72. Sparkling so bright, 

I feel like a firework.

 

73. The fireworks sales around the 4th of July 

must be booming.

 

74. Hi! 

I am America.

 

75. Some people enjoy the leave on July 4th. But not fire. 

Fire works on the 4th of July.

 

76. Keep calm and play the, 

‘Yankee Doodle’.

 

77. Everyone loves to party on the fourth of July. 

After all, it is America’s birthday party..

 

78. If it involves barbecues, fireworks, beach days, and freedom, 

count me in.

 

79. A few people cracked up,

the liberty bell.

 

80. It’s the season for pies, fries, 

and the 4th of July!

 

81. It is said that there are no knock-knock jokes about America,

because freedom rings.

 

82. Fireworks? Check. BBQs? Check. Picnics? Check. July 4th? 

Check.

 

83. It’s the fourth of July. 

Let’s indepen-dance the night away!

 

84. You know the vibes…

Staying fly for the 4th of July.

 

85. America has been sipping on liber-tea since?

1776

 

86. It’s not the 4th of July unless?

Unless there are fireworks and BBQs.

 

87. My great-grandfather was a soldier and a patriot. 

He used revo-lotion to treat his wounds and scars.

 

88. The four F words that make your heart skip a beat – 

family, fireworks, freedom, and the fourth of July.

 

89. On the fourth of July, there were fireworks, barbecues, and baseball games. 

It was Uncle Sam’s birthday.

 

90. Light up the sky with fireworks 

on the 4th of July!

 

91. Let’s party like it’s?

1776!

 

92. This fourth of July, we are supposed to treat our parents. 

We have decided to give our fathers pops-icles for the treat.

 

93. Bold stripes, bright stars, brave hearts. 

It’s the 4th of July!

 

94. The fireworks on the night of July 4th were?

Completely a blast.

 

95. Wanting to wish T a happy fourth of July, I went to his house. 

His mother opened the door and remarked, “Searching for T? You’ll find him at the harbor.”

 

96. At the fourth of July picnic, my friend was cracking horrible puns. 

When he realized no one was enjoying it, he apologized, “Sorry for these Alexander Hamilpuns.”

 

97. I heard the document of the Declaration of Independence was put in the museum. 

Now they call it the decoration of independence.

 

98. All my fingers were injured in the 4th of July fireworks. 

My friends say that they can’t count on me anymore.

 

99. A number of people cracked up the liberty bell, 

so they received a no-bell piece prize.

100. Which Founding Father is a dog’s favorite?

Bone Franklin

 

101. I placed a small picture of America in a locket on the 4th of July.

Now, it is truly in-da-pendant.

 

102. What has four legs, a very shiny nose, and has fought for England?

Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!

 

103. Two of my friends were arguing over the position of the flag-bearer in the 4th of July parade.

Well, as they say, the whole thing turned out to be pretty pat-riotic.

 

104. What would happen if you crossed Washington’s house with a swarm of nasty insects?

Mt. Vermin

 

105. I’m sure the fireworks sales around the 4th of July;

must be booming.

 

106. The wine was spilled over the fuse at the Carnival on the night of July 4th.

It all started with a spark and then… well, you know, it was a huge fire work.

 

107. What did one of the firecrackers say to the other?

My pop is bigger than your pop.

 

108. I really wanted to make cupcakes with red, white, and blue frosting for the Independence Day dinner.

Sadly, I did not have the liber-tea to do that.

 

109. What do you get when a patriot and a small curly-haired dog collide?

A Yankee Poodle.

 

110. My wife always asked me to skip the BBQ party in order to watch the freedom parade with her. 

Seems like a big missed-steak if you ask me!

 

111. What makes a duck different from George Washington?

One has a bill on their face, while the other has their face on a bill.

 

112. What do you call a duck who betrays his flock?

Beneduck Arnold.

 

113. Unfortunately, the fireworks on Mount Rushmore did not light up on the 4th of July.

It was deemed to be a monument-al disaster.

 

114. What do you think everyone should eat on the 4th of July?

Fire-crackers.

 

115. During my history class, 

I learned that the Declaration of Independence took place in America’s funniest state-Punsylvania.

 

116. Do you know why no one in America ever knocks?

Because freedom rings.

 

117. How come George Washington couldn’t sleep?

Because he couldn’t lie.

 

118. Do you know what the favorite food of Revolutionary War patriots was?

Chicken Catch-a-Tory!

 

119. What is the most popular sporting event on July 4th?

Flag football

 

120. In what ways does a healthy person resemble the United States of America?

They have both good constitutions.

 

121. What do Americans do over the Fourth of July weekend?

Get stuck in traffic.

 

122. How do you refer to a dog that fights for freedom and serves as a protective symbol?

A revolutionary war-dog.

 

123. How do pandas manage to stay cool during Independence Day?

They use bear conditioning

 

124. How do you refer to the combat-trained patriotic zombies?

Marine Corpse

 

125. Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?

An Iced T

 

126. What store did George Washington buy his hatchet from?

He got it from a chopping mall.

 

127. What do you usually call a snowman every 4th of July?

A puddle.

 

128. What rock band has four members who never sing and just stand around?

 

129. What is large, cracked, and transports your luggage?

The Liberty Bellhop!

 

130. What is the smartest state in America?

The State of Alabama. It consists of four As and one B.

 

131. When the visitor left the Statue of Liberty, what did he say?

Keep in torch!

 

132. What do Santa Claus and a flag have in common?

They both hang out at the pole.

 

133. What dessert did Thomas Jefferson enjoy the most?

Monti-jello.

 

134. What is the weight of freedom?

A washing-ton.

 

135. What is the name of the cat who said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?

Paw Revere

 

136. After the Stamp Act was signed, what happened next?

The Americans kicked the British.

 

137. Who loves singing the patriotic song that starts with, “Oh say, can you see?”

An optometrist

 

138. Why was eagle hunting prohibited in America?

Because it was ill-eagle.

 

139. Do you know why fire doesn’t enjoy a day off on the 4th of July but some people do?

Because fire works on the 4th of July.

 

140. Why was George Washington known as the army’s funniest man?

Because he was de Laughayatte.

 

141. Have you heard about the angry firecracker?

He was so mad that he exploded!

 

142. Why is Abraham Lincoln regarded as America’s least guilty president?

Because he is in a cent.

 

143. What was General Washington’s favorite type of tree?

The infantree.

 

144. Which flag has the highest rating?

The flag of the United States of America because it has gotten 50 stars.

 

145. Why did the duck utter the word “bang”?

Because she was a firequacker.

 

146. On July 4th, what did the ghost say?

Red, white, and boo!

 

147. Who told the most jokes among the colonists?

The Punsylvanians!

 

148. Which revolutionary war was the craziest?

The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

 

149. Why did Paul Revere ride from Boston to Lexington on his horse?

It is simply because the horse was too heavy to carry.

150. Why is America happy on July 4th?

Because it was granted a divorce from Britain.

 

151. On July 5th, what do you eat?

Independence Day-Old-Pizza.

 

152. What will happen when you cross George Washington with a cattle feeder?

Fodder of our Country

 

153. What was the firecracker’s response to the fuse?

Let’s get together and “pop it like it’s hot,” as the saying goes.

 

154. What does the firecracker usually eat?

Pop-sicles

 

155. In 1772, what protest by a group of dogs occurred?

The Boston Flea Party.

 

156. What did the American colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?

Tea-shirts

 

157. What was the firecracker’s response to the fuse?

Let’s get together and “pop it like it’s hot,” as the saying goes.

 

158. What do you call a cartoonist who is an American revolutionary?

A Yankee Doodler

 

159. In 1772, what protest by a group of dogs occurred?

The Boston Flea Party.

 

160. For what reason did the British soldiers wear red coat?

So that they could hide in the tomatoes.

 

161. Why do you think were the first Americans like ants?

Because they lived in colonies.

 

162. What do you get when a dinosaur and fireworks collide?

A dino-mite.

 

163. Casually sipping on my

libertea.

 

164. Is there a 4th of July celebration in England?

Yes, indeed. That’s how they make it from third to fifth place.

 

165. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

 

166. Stop hating U.S.

’cause you ain’t U.S.

 

167. What did one American flag tell the other?

Nothing. It just waved.

 

168. You’re my,

Independence bae.

 

169. Why does the Liberty Bell look like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they’re both cracked.

 

170. You told me everything would be back to normal by the end of June,

but July-ed!

 

171. What does Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker.

 

172. It was nice

meat-ing you!

 

173. What do you think the Statue of Liberty stands for?

It can’t sit down.

 

174. Happy Fork of ?

July friends!

 

175. Please doughnut touch my,

freedom.

 

176. Do you know what was the favorite food of patriots during the revolutionary war?

Chicken Catch-a-Tory!

 

177. Do other countries also have the 4th of July? Why not?

It’s the next day after the 3rd of July.

 

178. What rock group has four members who just stay still and never sing?

Mount Rushmore.

 

179. What happens when you cross George Washington with a cattle feeder?

You get The Fodder of our Country.

 

180. What do you find when you see the Hulk holding the American flag?

The Star-Spangled Banner.

 

181. What happens if something goes wrong at Mt. Rushmore on the 4th of July?

A monumental disaster.

 

182. Why is Abraham Lincoln considered the least guilty American President?

Because he is in a cent.

 

183. Which was the craziest revolutionary war?

The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

 

184. Why do Americans celebrate Independence Day on the 4th of July?

Because it’s the day Will Smith saved the Earth from the aliens.

 

185. What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?

Pop-sicles.

 

186. In which month should you not trust a Jew?

July!

 

187. What is a holocaust denier’s favorite month?

July!

 

188. What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

 

189. I don’t see why we Brits don’t celebrate the 4th of July.

Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.

 

190. What do you call a mall Santa in July?

A pedophile. You call him a pedophile.

 

191. What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk

 

192. You’re like school in July…

No class

 

193. Hey England,

Happy Fourh of July!!!

 

194. Britain: “What happened to the T?”

America: “We threw it in the Harbor!”

 

195. Happy Fourth of July Guys!

I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.

 

196. Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. 

They want to remind the crown that America is still… In *da* pendent

 

197. Turk: You are like School in July

JD: Why

Turk: No Class

 

198. 4th of July,

The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.

 

199. Today in the UK we celebrate the 4th of July.

The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.

200. Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th?

Because all the drone pilots are on vacation

 

201. I held a door open for an Asian guy

and he said “sank you” so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that. PS: Happy 4th of July

 

202. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you,

From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead

 

203. My dog hates the 4th of July.

Not because of the fireworks or anything, he’s just going through a communist phase right now

 

204. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?

M-80. Happy 4th of July!

 

205. Where did the fire go on 4th of july?

Firework

 

206. What’s the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th?

There isn’t any, at least to me, because they’re both Independence Day.

 

207. You should cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life…

They’re Cancer.

 

208. The 4th of July is an annual reminder of,

how useless my dog would be in a war.

 

209. This 4th of July, the British should celebrate Independence Day too.

Now they feel like they dodged a bullet.

 

210. I tell my friends I’m there for them 24/7.

It sounds better than saying I’m there for them on the 24th of July.

 

211. I brought a date to the 4th of July party…..

really sweetened up the fruit salad.

 

212. I broke up with my girlfriend on the 4th of July…

It was a Declaration of Independence.

 

213. It was recently announced that on July 20th, Jeff Bezos and his brother will launch into space on one of his Blue Origin spacecraft

If nothing else, now they will know what it’s like to piss in a bottle

 

215. My daughter was born this morning, July 4th.

It’s the day I lost my independence.

 

216. Is there a 4th of July in the UK?

Yeah… right after the 3rd of July.

 

 

 

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