295+ Best Halloween Jokes and Puns for Kids

Halloween allows kids and adults to relish their silly, clever, and creative side. Whether your kids will remain indoors or go outside to trick or treat this year, these silly jokes will help them get into the spooky holiday spirit! Our funny gags are rounded up with sprinkles of corny pumpkin and jack-o’lantern jokes, ghost puns, and costumes to Halloween party jokes.

Best Halloween Jokes and Puns for Kids

We got you sorted out if you are looking for kid-friendly Halloween jokes and puns that match their costumes. There is a joke or pun for every kid in our arsenal of ghoulishly funny ghost-busting, trick-or-treating, and pumpkin carving jokes and puns to spice up their Halloween holiday.

Unleash kids’ inner silliness and get your little monsters laughing out loud with these funny Halloween puns.

Let’s dive into the spook-tacular Halloween jokes and puns that will lift your kid’s spirit.

1.What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

BOO-berry pie.


2. What does a panda ghost eat?



3. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?



4. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?



5. What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

Vanishing Cream!


6. What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?

Lemon and slime.


7. What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?



8. Which ghost is the best dancer?

The Boogie Man!


9. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?

Spook when you’re spooken to.


10. What room does a ghost not need?


11. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

You sure are BOO-tiful!


12. What’s a ghoul’s favorite game on Halloween?



13. What was the ghost’s favorite ride at the fair?

The scary-go-round! Or the rollerghoster!


14. Where do fashionable ghosts shop?



15. What did one ghost say to the other?

Get a life!


16. Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!


17. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?



18. Where does a ghost go on vacation?



19. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Day-scare centers!


20. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?

It didn’t have a haunting license.


21. Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?


22. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghouls best friend!


23. What position does a ghost play in hockey?



24. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?

So they can keep their ghoulish figures.


25. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

He is mist.


26. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

It raises their spirits.


27. Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?

Because they were trans-parents!


28. What is a ghost’s favorite time of day?

Moaning time


29. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!


30. Where do ghosts go on holidays?

The BOO-hamas.


31. What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist?

The house was repossessed.


32. What is a monster’s favorite bean?

A human bean.


33. What is a ghost’s nose full of?



34. How do monsters like their eggs?



35. Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To go to the body shop.


36. How do monsters tell their future?

They read their horrorscope.


37. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body


38. Why does Frankenstein’s monster always finish his dinner first?

Because he bolts it down.


39. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

The xyla-bone


40. Who did the monster take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.


41. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?



42. What is a monster’s favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet.


43. What do old skeletons complain about?

Aching bones.


44. Who do monsters buy cookies from?

Ghoul scouts


45. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

They have no body to love


46. Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks for Halloween?

She heard he grew another foot!


47. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.


48. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream


49. What type of plates do skeletons like to use?

Bone china

50. How do you know vampires love baseball?

They turn into bats every night.


51. What musical instrument does a skeleton play?

The trom-bone


52. What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?



53. What did the skeleton say to the bartender?

I’ll have two beers and a mop!


54. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!


55. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts.


56. How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap!


57. Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin!


58. How do vampires start their letters?

“Tomb it may concern…”


59. When is a skeleton joke bad?

When you don’t find it humerus.


60. What can you catch from a vampire in winter?



61. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

He had no body to go with.


62. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A necktarine!


63. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs


64. What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?

You join his fang club.


65. Why can’t skeletons play music at a church?

They have no organs


66. What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?

Let’s stop in for a cool one!


67. What does a pumpkin like to read?


68. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?

A steak!


69. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from your roof?



70. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday besides Halloween?



71. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.


72. Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.


73. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?

The crossing gourd.


74. Where do vampires keep their money?

The blood bank.


75. What do you call a pretty pumpkin?



76. Why are vampires so easy to fool?

Because they’re suckers.


77. Why was the Jack-o’-lantern forgetful?

Because he’s empty-headed


78. Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Because they have bat breath.


79. What do you get when you divide your Jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter?



80. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?

At the casketeria.


81. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?



82. What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?

He always goes for the juggler!


83. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth!


84. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.


85. What did the little boy say when she had to choose between a tricycle and candy?

Trike or treat!


86. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who?

Ben waiting for Halloween all year!


87. What did the fisherman say on Halloween?

Trick or trout!


88. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!


89. What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!


90. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry! 

It’s just my Halloween costume!


91. What do owls say when they go trick or treating?

Happy Owl-oween!


92. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who?

Fangs for letting me in!


93. Which Halloween candy is never on time for the party?



94. Knock Knock Who’s there? Handsome. Handsome who?

Handsome candy to me, please.


95. Why didn’t the coffee bean go trick or treating?

Because it was grounded.


96. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who?

Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!


97. What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?

A gobblin’!


98. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who?

Hans off my candy!


99. What do witches put on when going to a Halloween party?


100. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who?

Butter open up quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!


101. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy?

Trick or feet!


102. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl! Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door!


103. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who?

Olive your Halloween costume!


104. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana Who?

Ivana suck your blood!


105. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who?

Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!


106. What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?



107. What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

Wrap music!


108. What is a ghost’s favorite meal?



109. Where do mummies like to go for a swim?

The Dead Sea


110. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who?

Wanda go out trick or treating with me?


111. Why don’t mummies have friends?

Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.


112. What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?

Hello, hello!


113. What’s a mummy’s favorite food?



114. What did the critics say about Frankenstein’s art project?

It’s a monsterpiece!


115. Why don’t mummies take vacations?

They’re afraid to unwind.


116. Which vampire is best at math?

Count Dracula


117. What song does a mummy like to dance to?

Walk Like An Egyptian.


118. How do you know when a ghost is sad?

He starts boo-hooing.


119. What time do mummies eat their breakfast?

Whenever they catch you.


120. How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the W


121. What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it’s Halloween!


122. What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!


123. What time do zombies go to sleep?

Whenever they’re dead tired.


124. How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle his funny bone.


125. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?

Rice Creepies.


126. How do ghosts search the Web?

They use ghoul-gle.


127. What is a zombie’s favorite snack food?



128. What do witches put on their bagels?

Scream cheese


129. Why did the zombie stay home from school?

He felt rotten.


130. Why was the Jack-o’-lantern afraid?

It had no guts.


131. What is a zombie’s favorite car?

A monster truck.


132. What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?



133. What does a zombie write on his dating profile?

“I love a woman with braaaains”


134. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?

Let’s get this party startled!


135. Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy?

They don’t have the stomach for it!


136. Have some skele-fun this



137. Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.


138. rick or

treat yo’self!


139. Which monster plays tricks on Halloween?



140. Creep it



141. What is the name of a chicken that haunts your house?

A poultrygeist


142. Ghouls just want to

have fun.


143. Why was the daddy monster so proud?

His son became grew-some!


144. Witch-ing you a

Happy Halloween!


145. What is a ghost’s favorite theme park ride?



146. What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs


147. What do you call a horse that you only see after dark?

A night-mare.


148. What do you call two spiders that just got married?



149. What’s a ghost’s favorite drink?


150. What fruit do scarecrows love the most?



151. What is a werewolf’s favorite weekday?



152. Who are the werewolf’s cousins?

The what-wolf, when-wolf, and the why-wolf!


153. The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?

A coffin


154. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?

He only had one pupil!


155. Why didn’t the scarecrow want any more candy?

He was already stuffed.


156. Why did the headless horseman go into business?

He wanted to get ahead in life.


157. Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!


158. What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence


159. What do you call wood when it’s scared?



160. What’s scarier than a monster?

A momster.


161. What is recess called at a mortuary?

A Coffin Break!


162. On which day are ghosts most scary?



163. Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!


164. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.


165. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

If you are a mouse!


166. What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?



167. What day do ghosts do their howling?

On Moan-day!


168. What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?



169. What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?

A trombone.


170. What kind of boat does a vampire travel in?


171. What animal dresses up and howls?

A wear-wolf


172. Why do ghosts love going to amusement parks?

Because they can ride lots of roller-GHOST-ers.


173. What do birds give out on Halloween?



174. Why do all the ghosts mostly dislike rainy Halloween?

Because it wets their spirits.


175. Why do ghosts go on diets?

So they can keep their ghoulish figures intact.


176. Which blood was not liked by the vampire?

‘Bad blood’ by Taylor Swift.


177. Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?

He was homesick


178. Who are the werewolf’s cousins?

The what-wolf and the when-wolf.


179. What do you call a hairy monster in a river?

A weir-wolf!


180. Why couldn’t a Dracula make a pancake?

Because he messed up the bat-ter every time.


181. Why are spiders great web developers?

They like finding bugs.


182. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday.

Now it’s more like crack-o-lantern!


183. Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the Boos.


184. Why was the cemetery chosen to be the perfect location to write a movie?

Because it had great plots!


185. Why did the ghost starch his sheet?

He wanted everyone scared stiff.


186. Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?

He was too wrapped up in himself.


187.  Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!


188. What is a ghost’s favourite meal?



189. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

Because it had great circulation.


190. What does a ghost normally do when he enters the car?

He puts on his sheet belt.


191. What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make?

Snap, cackle and pop!


192. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers!


193. What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day?

Lazy bones.


194. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A blood hound.


195. What kind of monster likes to dance?

The boogeyman.


196. What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs.


197. How do you know when a ghost is sad?

He starts boo hooing.


198. Why can’t Dracula play baseball?

He lost his bat


199. Where do werewolves store their junk?

A were-house

200. Why was the ghost crying?

He wanted his mummy.


201. What type of coffee does a vampire drink?



202. What kind of cheese do monsters eat?



203. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?

A grave problem.


204. Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver?

He didn’t have the stomach for it.


205. What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

Vanishing Cream!


206. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?

Rice Creepies.


207. What did the werewolf eat after his teeth cleaning?

The dentist


208. What did the baby zombie want for her birthday?

A deady bear.


209. Where does the zombie live?

On a dead-end street.


210. What do baby ghosts wear on their little feet?



211. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?

Candy corneas


212. What types of TVs are in haunted houses?

Wide scream TVs.


213. Why did the skeleton climb a tree?

Because a dog was after his bones!


214. What goes “ha-ha-ha-ha-ha” right before a gigantic sounding crash and then keeps laughing?

A monster laughing its head off!


215. What kind of mistake does a ghost make?

A boo-boo!


216. What do you call a chunky pumpkin?

A plumpkin.


217. What is a ghost’s least favorite candy?

Life Savers.


218. Why did the pumpkin take a detour?

To avoid a seedy part of town.


219. What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!


220. Why was Cinderella bad at football?

Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.


221. The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than

Napoleon Bone-a-part.


222. What is a recess at a mortuary called?

A Coffin Break!


223. How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

He starts coffin!


224. What is it called when Dracula rearranges his furniture with his teeth?



225. What bear goes around scaring other animals?

Winnie the Boo!


226. I wanted to tell a skeleton pun,

but I don’t have the guts for it.


227. What game do young ghosts love?

Hide and Shriek!


228. Did you hear about the chopper that crashed in the cemetery?

Search and rescue workers have recovered 100 bodies and expect that number to climb as digging continues.


229. What do devils drink?



230. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?

Olive Halloween!


231. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a zombie!


232. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Boo! Boo who?

Don’t cry! It’s only Halloween!


233. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Howl. Howl who?

Howl you know who’s here if you don’t open the door!”


234. Knock knock… Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who?

Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!


235. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Cement. Cement who?

Cement to scream when she saw Dracula but she fainted instead!


236. Knock, knock…Who’s there? Frank! Frank who?



237. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Diane. Diane who?

Diane to eat my Halloween candy!


238. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Eddie. Eddie who?

Eddie body get dressed, it’s time to go Trick-or-Treating!


239. Knock, knock….Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are?


240. Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Butter. Butter who?

Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!


241. Knock, knock…Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who?

Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!


242. Knock, knock…

Who’s there? Getyur. who?

Getyur fangs outta my neck!


243. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who?

Ooze that monster over there?


244. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who?

Dishes a really bad Halloween Knock Knock joke!


245. Knock, knock…Who’s there? Twick. Twick who?

Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!


246. Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Al. Al who?

Al gives you a Snicker for a Kit Kat.


247. Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who?

Doughnut worry, it is just a Halloween joke!


248. Knock Knock… Who’s there? Gargoyle. Gargoyle who?

Gargoyle with salt water if your throat’s sore after eating too much Halloween candy!


249. Knock-knock… Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe likes to give us more Halloween candy?

250. Knock, knock…Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who?

Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?


251. Knock, Knock… Who’s there? Howie. Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?


252. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?

Gladys! Gladys who!

Bet you’re Gladys it’s my last Halloween Knock Knock joke!


253. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?


Howl who?

Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?


254. Knock Knock…

Who’s there?


Bee who?

Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!


255. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?


Imogen who?

Imogen life without Halloween chocolate!


256. Knock, knock…

Who’s there?

Wolves Say.

Wolves say who?

Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!


257. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?


Vampire who?

Vampire state building!


258. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?


Lettuce who?

Lettuce try again next Halloween!


259. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?


Turin who?

Turin to a vampire this Halloween!


260. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?


Wanda who?

Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?


261. Knock, knock…

Who’s there?


Aida who?

Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!


262. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there? Tyson.  Tyson who?

Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires!


263. Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?


Twick who?

Twick or Tweet!


264. Knock, knock…

Who’s there?


Bee who?

Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!


265. Knock Knock…

Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes a very scary haunted house!


266. Knock knock…

Who’s there?


Witches who?

Witches the way home?


267. Why did the ghost quit studying?

Because he was too ghoul for school.


268. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?

All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.


269. What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?

Get a broom!


270. Why do vampires not want to become investment bankers?

They hate stakeholders.


271. How do you know you’ve been ghosted?

The poltergeist doesn’t text you back.


272. Why are vampires bad at art?

They are only able to draw blood.


273. How do ghosts send letters?

Through the ghost office


274. Know why skeletons are so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.


275. Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch?

He couldn’t spell


276. What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The grim sweeper.


277. What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?

Ryan Gauzeling


278. What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?

A numb-skull


279. What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts?

A Pharaoh Roche


280. Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?

Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.


281. Why did the skeleton start a fight?

Because he had a bone to pick.


282. What kind of art do skeletons like?



283. Where did the skeleton keep his money?

In the crypt-o market.


284. What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?



285. Where does a pumpkin preach?

From the pulp-it.


286. What did the pumpkin say to its carver?

Cut it out!


287. What’s a zombie’s favorite weather?

Cloudy, with a chance of brain.


288. Why don’t zombies eat popcorn with their hands?

They eat their hands separately.


289. Why don’t zombies like pirates?

They’re too salty.


290. What’s a zombie’s favorite cheese?



291. Why did the zombie become a mortician?

To put food on the table.


292. What do you call a movie about zombies finding true love?

A zom-com


293. What do you call zombies in pajamas?

The sleepwalking dead.


294. How do you know if a zombie likes someone?

They ask for seconds.


295. Why aren’t zombies ever arrested?

They can’t be captured alive.


296. What is a zombie sleepover called?

Mass grave


297. What’s a zombie’s favorite treat?

You might guess brain food, but it’s actually eye candy.


298. What kind of bread do zombies like?

Whole brain


299. What brand of shampoo do zombies use?

Head and Shoulders



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