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Best Cougar Jokes and Puns
Here you will find humorous cougar jokes and puns punchlines to pick up a successful conversation that will seduce a cougar almost instantly!
1. When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man, I wondered what a gay cougar was called.
2. What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?
3. If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys… then a man who likes younger boys must be
4. When a guy thinks that older women are more into him than they actually are…
5. If a “cougar” is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women?
6. The older gal I was hitting on at the bar turned me down when I asked her to come to my place
7. Did you know if you play “don’t tread on me” by Metallica, it will scare off a cougar?
8. How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?
9. A man meets a gorgeous cougar at a bar.
10. I got to bang a 10/10 cougar after a night at the club.
11. If an older woman who goes after a younger man is called a cougar, what is an older man going after a younger girl called?
12. What do you call a married cougar?
13. A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree
14. What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?
15. What is a cougar’s favorite food?
16. When a woman dates a younger man she’s called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called
17. John Cougar Mellencamp’s first ever rough draft of ‘Hurts so Good’ was recently leaked…
18. Mom: Cougar is the term used to describe an older woman who desires young men. I’m seeing a double standard here. Why isn’t there a term for an older man who desires young women? What is he called?
19. Why Did You Dump The Cougar?
20. What do you get when you cross the mailman with a Cougar?
21. What is a cougar’s favorite kill?
22. Cougars are hot.
23. What do you call a cougar that’s hostile to you?
24. What’s the opposite of a cougar?
25. According to my Mom, my Dad slept with a cougar once, which is how I was born.
26. How do you tell the difference between a Cougar and a MILF?
27. NEVER fight a cougar
28. I dated an older furry once…
29. My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM
30. An older woman who dates younger men is called a cougar. What do you call an older man who dates younger women?
31. I tried dating a cougar once.
32. Last night I had an Ant on me…
33. A woman…who likes younger men is a cougar, a man that likes younger boys is a Nittany
34. What do you call a female sexual predator?
35. Slept with a cougar recently
36. I brought a cougar into my home.
37. Mother and Daughter Action.