If you are here, you must have a soft spot for funny jokes. We have prepared a great collection of corny, tasty, and funny lemon jokes for you, and everyone who likes lemons.
These zesty lemon jokes will make you and your loved ones burst into laughter. The best thing about jokes is that they turn ordinary moments into perfect fun times. Our list of lemon jokes also makes good conversation starters.
Funny Lemon Jokes and Puns
Imagine yourself enjoying a cool glass of lemonade in the summer. Satisfying, right? There are so many opportunities to make some brilliant fruit-based puns and wordplay that will leave you in tears of joy.
This collection of friendly and delicious jokes and puns about lemon is clean and safe for all. It’s time to squeeze every drop of funny out of these lemon jokes and puns!
1. Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any.
2. Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream.
3. Lemons and limes like to fight.
4. A lemon was given only 10 minutes to clean her house, so she hired a?
5. What did the lemon in the salad say to the tomato?
6. Why did the lemon cross the road?
7. Why did the lemon visit the doctor?
8. Why did the lemon stop when he was crossing the road?
9. I ate the lemon,
10. Which citrus fruit is bitter and green?
11. A dinosaur eating a lemon is?
12. How do you make a lemon drop?
13. A cat that eats lemons,
14. Why was the lemon by himself?
15. Don’t you just love lemons?
16. Friend of mine lost his job at the lemon factory.
17. Lemon and limes love to fight,
18. How do you make a lemon puff?
19. Lemons are positive fruits.
20. What’s yellow and goes bzzzzz?
21. And of course… What do you give a sick lemon?
22. Why did the lemon stop on the road,
23. You’re citrus the best!
24. Do you like lemons?
25. When life throws you lemons,
26. The lemon answers the phone by saying,
27. When life gives you lemons,
28. One lemon met another,
29. When life throws you lemons,
30. Lemon and limes love to fight.
31. How did the lemon change up her style?
32. What do you get when you ask a lemon for help?
33. Who is the lemon’s favorite author?
34. What did the organic lemon say about the genetically modified lemon?
35. What did the lemon say to the orange?
36. What is yellow and solves your problems?
37. Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
38. Lemon failed her driving test.
39. I once dated a bottle of lemonade,
40. Why was the lemon by itself?
41. Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
42. What did the teacher tell the lemons when they misbehave?
43. My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store.
44. How long did it take for the lemon to form its zest?
45. One lemon said to the other lemon,
46. My friend lost his job at the lemon factory.
47. People laugh when the lemon says it has a new car,
48. If life gives you lemons…
49. Who is the lemon’s favorite Beetle?
50. Why did the baker throw in a dozen lemons to his bread mix?
51. Who goes out on a date with sour grapes?
52. Do you know dino-saurs?
53. What did the optimist say to the sour lemon?
54. Why was the car salesman arrested?
55. Do you know that limes and lemons often fight with each other?
56. What happened after the lemons got married?
57. Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
58. Where did the grapefruit get her joggers?
59. What do you call a dancing pie?
60. When life gives you lemons…
61. When life gives you lemons,
62. A glass of lemonade a day,