Jokes about clowns are sure to brighten your day. Circus jokes coupled with clown performances are often popular at kids’ events. Clown laughs are contagious, you are likely to find yourself cracking up just at the sight of a clown.
If you find clowns funny, then this set of funny clown jokes and puns will make you burst into laughter. This list of the best clown jokes will bring along all the fun of the circus.
Funny Clown Jokes and Puns
Did you know that the word clown originated from Iceland? It is derived from the icelandic word – klunni which means a clumsy person.
Although clowns were more popular at birthday parties in the 90s, today’s fun events still hold a place for these hilarious characters. Currently there is a clown shortage in Northern Ireland and that calls for a perfect setup to pull these funny clown jokes and puns.
Take up the challenge!
1. When do clowns go to the doctor in their clown car?
2. I’m going to send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife…
3. Who had big shoes to fill?
4. My Mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop at the circus,
5. What kind of doctor tells people that laughter is the best medicine?
6. I think I’m going to start a clown shoe business.
7. My Dad was the head clown at the circus, until he passed away.
8. What was the reason behind the clown throwing his clock out of the window?
9. My Mom was a clown who performed on stilts.
10. What was the name of the fish that tasted funny?
11. My Dad worked as a trapeze artist,
12. I saw a group of pheasants and partridges dressed as clowns the other day and, I thought,
13. What did the tiger call the clown?
14. I quit my job at McDonald’s yesterday…
15. Why was the clown’s education a joke?
16. What do you call a circus clown who’s covered in an egg?
17. How do clowns cook their eggs?
18. Why was the lopsided circus clown looking for another piece of cheese?
19. Why did the clown get suspended from his job?
20. How did the clown impress everyone?
21. Did you hear about the naughty clown who ran away with the circus?
22. What kind of fever did the clown have?
23. I’m absolutely surrounded by pickled vegetables in jars.
24. How does one escape when attacked by a gang of clowns?
25. My friend worked in a circus as a human cannonball and when he retired, they didn’t replace him:
26. What is the name of a clown who hates sitting down?
27. How did the clown count his money?
28. Did you hear about the really dramatic circus clown?
29. How did the clown write his jokes?
30. What is used to make a clown outfit?
31. Why are clowns always going to the doctors complaining about bad necks?
32. Which test did the clown blow off?
33. I went to the fancy dress shop to buy a clown outfit, but I couldn’t decide on the accessories.
34. Why did the people run away from the clown?
35. Why do clowns always wear loud socks?
36. What do clowns call a tremor?
37. Why was the clown so sad?
38. How were the clown’s tricks?
39. What do you get when you boil a clown?
40. Why are all the clowns busy?
41. What’s the funniest fish?
42. How huge was the clown’s hard drive?
43. Why did the clown feel sad looking at the balloon?
44. I’m going to send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife.
45. Clowns mostly hate which superhero?
46. Which city was ruled by all the clowns?
47. How do you cheer up a sad clown?
48. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
49. Which movie did Pennywise avoid seeing because he hated biopics?
50. I think I’m going to start a clown shoe business.
51. You’re going to clown college?
52. Why was the clown’s mortgage turned down?
53. How do clowns graduate from clown college?
54. Why was the clown so happy after getting an ear transplant on 31 December?
55. Where do clowns go to get married?
56. Why did the clown cross the road?
57. What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
58. Where did the clown go after he retired?
59. Why do clowns avoid night shows?
60. What is written on Ronald McDonald’s gravestone?
61. How do you make a sad clown frown?
62. What do you call a drawing of a clown?
63. In the circus, who can see in the dark?
64. My father was the best clown of all time.
65. What would an annoyed magician do?
66. How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife?
67. Did you hear about the clown who got fired from the circus?
68. What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant’s toes?
69. My girlfriend told me I was acting like a clown.
70. How do you get a retired carny off your porch?
71. Why did the elephant leave the circus?
72. Why was the Mom Clown so popular with the other parents?
73. I painted half of my face like a clown today and decided to go for a drive.
74. What do you call a phobia of a psycho clown running at you with a chainsaw?
75. What does a cannibal call a clown?
76. I know that girls like guys who are funny and spontaneous.
77. What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown?
78. What do clowns fill their cars with?
79. How do you call someone who eats circus workers?
80. A local circus started a competition for the best contortionist.
81. What do crazy people do at a carnival?
82. A clown had an interview for a party supplies store. His interview task was to inflate a balloon.
83. Why was the clown staring at a can of orange juice?