80 Funny Dryer Jokes: Best Laundry Jokes

Wash day can be tiresome and hectic, but mixing it up with something you love makes it fun. You can choose to listen to nice music as you do laundry or share jokes that perfectly fit the situation.

Therefore, we have compiled an amazing collection of funny dryer jokes to keep you going. You will find herein some dryer washer jokes that no one knows but are sure to make anyone laugh hard and loud.

Funny Dryer Jokes: Best Laundry Jokes

This list of jokes includes puns on clothes, laundry jokes, and washing machine puns, among other dryer jokes. We promise that you will enjoy these jokes as much as you love clean stuff.

Our funny dryer jokes are family-friendly and well suited for kids of all ages. Of course, it’s adults who do the cleaning but kids can learn a thing or two especially when they are with you during washing activities.

Take up the following funny dryer jokes to get psyched up during laundry and general cleaning!

 

1. What’s the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One’s by Dire Straits, the other’s by dryer states.

 

2. It’s not your dryer that’s shrinking your clothes…

It’s your refrigerator.

 

3. My parents didn’t love me as a kid,

My bath toys were a toaster and a hair dryer

 

4. I did some money laundering,

Now it’s all in the dryer.

 

5. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer…

It comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

 

6. I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer.

Plus it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

 

7. My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg.

wub wub wub wub wub wub….

 

8. What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a dryer?

A dryer doesn’t follow your around for nine months trying to get spun after you put a load in it.

 

9. What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

 

10. Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.”

“No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”

 

11. Your mom is like a dryer…

¢25 per load.

 

12. My wife always thinks really hard about ironing vs. putting her shirts in the dryer to get rid of wrinkles.

I asked her to not be so clothes-minded.

 

13. What does the dryer say to the laundry when it’s still moist?

I dried my best.

 

14. I gave up cleaning the dryer filter…

For lent.

 

15. I asked a guy at the gym how to use a piece of equipment.

“Just push the button,” he replied, “Like you would with any other hand dryer.”

 

16. What kind of chocolate does the dryer like?

Lindt Chocolate

 

17. Why did the drug dealer apologize for throwing cocaine in the dryer?

He wanted to soften the blow.

 

18. This year is my wool anniversary, so I got my wife’s dryer balls.

After seeing the gift she told me she got me blue ones.

 

19. Forgot my pot in my pants and put it through the dryer,

Now I have some tumbleweed

 

20. Yesterday, I got so depressed,

I spent entire day listening to Celine Dion records.

 

21. I lost my dishwasher, washing machine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacuum cleaner today.

Her funeral will be this saturday.

 

22. I had to return my hand dryer today,

Because it sucked

 

23. I accidentally left a dollar in my pants pocket, and it went through the washer and dryer.

I hope the police don’t find out about my money laundering scheme…

 

24. Did you hear about the hair dryer that tried stand-up comedy? He blew it

He blew it

 

25. What gets wetter as you become dryer?

A necrophiliac.

 

26. Husband: I washed these chocolates accidentally, and they almost ended up in the dryer!

Wife: it’s okay, the Lindt trap would have caught them!

 

27. What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?

A midget spinner.

 

28. Yesterday, my neighbor accused me of stealing clothes from her dryer.

She was so angry I nearly shat her pants!

 

29. Did i ever tell you the story about how my uncle was a prize fighter?

He broke both of his hands on a washer / dryer he won on the price is right.

 

30. I snuck up on my dryer…

Scared the sheet out of it.

 

31. You know what really blows my mind any time I think about it?

My telekinetic hair dryer.

 

32. Did you know one of the biggest technology companies manufacturing things like bladeless fans, hand dryers, vacuums, and more was started by an anti-vaxxer?

Dyson

 

33. What do you call a towel used by a bunny?

A hare dryer!

 

34. I created a new gig-economy app for laundry called Laundr.

Unfortunately, the only thing anyone seems to use it for is washer-dryer hookups.

 

35. Why is dryer lint so flammable.

Because it’s dryer then regular lint.

 

36. How many Nascar drivers does it take to blow up a jet dryer?

Just Juan

 

37. What’s the best way to keep smelling fresh?

Put a dryer sheet in your face mask.

 

38. I accidentally left a dollar in my pants pocket, and it went through the washer and dryer.

I hope the police don’t find out about my money laundering scheme.

 

39. Went into a bar and ordered a Donald Trump...

They gave me a White Russian and a blast from a hair dryer.

 

40. My wife always thinks really hard about ironing vs. putting her shirts in the dryer to get rid of wrinkles.

I asked her to not be so clothes-minded.

 

41. I found out that I accidentally washed some of my brother’s Nerf darts in the laundry.

Well, it should make for good clean shots.

 

42. Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff…

He gives up alcohol for lint.

 

43. I ran out of detergent while I was going to do laundry today.

I didn’t let that get me down because I realized that it was the start of a new Era.

 

44. Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all the castle bathrooms?

To make it Hans free

 

45. I made a few speaker boxes out of my used laundry detergent bottles.

They sound super clean.

 

46. I just got a new job of drying plates with a hair dryer…

It’s dish-gusting

 

47. When I was in college, I used to do my roommate’s laundry, and he used to do mine.

I guess we both were maid for each other.

 

48. Why was the hipster waiting for the dryer to finish?

To get his clothes before they were cool.

 

49. I was holding a bottle of detergent while doing my laundry. All of a sudden, the bottle exploded and completely drenched my hands.

Now my hands are tide.

 

50. What do you get if you put Robert De niro in the dryer?

Al Pacino

 

51. I once bet my friend all my laundry that I could make him cry.

There was a lot on the line.

 

52. What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?

A linty-hop

 

53. A comedian will never be able to tell a dirty laundry joke.

They will just come out clean.

 

54. So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.

I can’t be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.

 

55. My mother’s sister is quite good at cleaning smelly laundry.

We call her deodor-aunt.

 

56. Emptied the dryer’s lint trap today.

It gave me warm fuzzies.

 

57. Yesterday, my wife injured her back trying to reach for the laundry detergent.

Seeing that, I told her, “no pain, no gain.”

 

58. I was doing my laundry today, and the clothes seemed surprised.

They really shouldn’t have been, because I’ve worn them before.

 

59. My friend found a peanut in her wet laundry. She said, “Hey, that’s a peanut in the laundry.”

I just replied with, “well, ain’t that a little nutty?”

 

60. Today, my ten-year-old sister referred to the pile of dirty laundry my mother was washing as,

‘Mount Wash More’.

 

61. Today, I got offered a job at a prison laundry,

I didn’t go through with it because I don’t want to pick up a dirty habit.

 

62. My laundry machine and dishwasher broke down today.

We rushed them to a washpital immediately.

 

63. The Beatles wrote one song about laundry detergent and chocolate.

It’s called Twix and Shout.

 

64. I was working, and my clothes were in my dryer. I asked my dad if the dryer was still running,

My dad just said, “the dryer can’t run. It doesn’t have legs.”

 

65. I went to the laundromat yesterday with some money.

I needed some fresh clothes for a change.

 

66. Being rich, one of the worst things that can happen to someone is having all of their secrets revealed.

You don’t want your dirty laundry out there for everyone to see.

 

67. Today, I ran out of body wash and soap, and the only thing I could find was some detergent.

Suddenly it Dawn-ed on me.

 

68. Why’d the Eskimo do his laundry inside with tide pods?

It was way too cold out tide.

 

69. Why did the mobsters prefer not to launder the dirty money?

Because they wanted to become filthy rich.

 

70. How do people wash their laundry in Bangkok?

With Thai Pods.

 

71. What would a business person call his laundry shop if he was a Star Wars fan?

It’d be ‘Star Wash: Attack Of The Clothes’.

 

72. Why’d the warden give a laundry soap to the departing prisoners?

She hoped the soaps would act as a detergent against future grime.

 

73. What would you call a day without some laundry money?

It’d be called a quarter-life crisis.

 

74. What would happen if a wolf fell into the washing machine?

He’d become a wash and werewolf.

 

75. Why are poker players good at doing laundry?

Because they know how to fold.

 

76. What would you call an automatic washing machine that washes nun’s clothing?

Sistermatic.

 

77. What would happen if you left a tube of superglue inside your pocket while doing your laundry?

The washing machine would engage in a viscous cycle.

 

78. What would happen if you found $50 while doing laundry?

It’d be the rags to riches story.

 

79. How did the accident patient get a clean bill of health?

She left her hospital bill in her laundry by mistake

 

80. Why were the programmers bad at doing their laundry?

Because they always throw their dirty clothes on the heap

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